blooft 

Blooft is Belgian slang for when you’re upset with someone, usually a stranger.Saying blooft to someone has a similar connotation as calling someone an idiot.

My friends and I were walking around Ghent, a stranger bumps into us and exclaims BLOOFT!

blooft by Johnny Boy 2018 March 26, 2022

Bloomturd 

1. New York City's mayor Michael Bloomberg. Who is known for his controlling behaviors and his extreme anti-gun views.

2. An elitist, smug, control freak. A highly opinionated person who believes their opinions and views should be held and followed by everyone without question. Also see Douche Ellington.

3. Being overly anal and controlling.

Paco was being such a Bloomturd today! He saw me use my credit card to pay for gas and then said to me, 'the whole country is fucked up because of people like you!' He then tried to take my credit card out of my hands, telling me I was too irresponsible with it. Then he kept on asking me, how much I owe on my card! When I got to my apartment, he tore my apartment apart to look for my credit card agreement and statements! He's such a Bloomturd!

Bloomturd by turdstation January 15, 2013

bloofindoogus

A person prone to mistakes and foolish behavior.

Man, Blarkin tested a fart again and failed. I found his pants in the diswasher. What a bloofindoogus!

bloofindoogus by chickenmcfweeb June 12, 2020

Bloodtrocuted 

1; A terrible, unethical way to die.
2; A famous and amazing song by the band DethKlok.

"You've just been bloodtrocuted."

Bloodtrocuted by MDX/l7d October 7, 2007

bloof toof 

Ebonics for blue tooth.

Dat nigga got bloof toof technology!

bloof toof by Pedro2010 September 7, 2007

bloofer 

a (female) vampire; most probably from a child's mispronunciation of beautiful as in 'bloofer lady'

"the child... gave as his reason for being away that a 'bloofer lady' had asked him to come for a walk... The wounds seem such as might be made by a rat or a small dog..." (Bram Stoker, 'Dracula', Ch. XIII)

bloofer by Khuy-n-inpw June 10, 2009

blootch

A Negro , a black person, derogatory term. Used in parts of New Jersey.

One more blootch and this place would look like an audition for a Tarzan movie.

Asbury Park has been smooched by blootches!

blootch by Tom at the Shore January 15, 2006