blooft
Blooft is Belgian slang for when you’re upset with someone, usually a stranger.Saying blooft to someone has a similar connotation as calling someone an idiot.
blooft by Johnny Boy 2018 March 26, 2022
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Bloomturd
1. New York City's mayor Michael Bloomberg. Who is known for his controlling behaviors and his extreme anti-gun views.
2. An elitist, smug, control freak. A highly opinionated person who believes their opinions and views should be held and followed by everyone without question. Also see Douche Ellington.
3. Being overly anal and controlling.
2. An elitist, smug, control freak. A highly opinionated person who believes their opinions and views should be held and followed by everyone without question. Also see Douche Ellington.
3. Being overly anal and controlling.
Paco was being such a Bloomturd today! He saw me use my credit card to pay for gas and then said to me, 'the whole country is fucked up because of people like you!' He then tried to take my credit card out of my hands, telling me I was too irresponsible with it. Then he kept on asking me, how much I owe on my card! When I got to my apartment, he tore my apartment apart to look for my credit card agreement and statements! He's such a Bloomturd!
Bloomturd by turdstation January 15, 2013
bloofindoogus
Man, Blarkin tested a fart again and failed. I found his pants in the diswasher. What a bloofindoogus!
bloofindoogus by chickenmcfweeb June 12, 2020
Bloodtrocuted
Bloodtrocuted by MDX/l7d October 7, 2007
bloof toof
bloof toof by Pedro2010 September 7, 2007
bloofer
"the child... gave as his reason for being away that a 'bloofer lady' had asked him to come for a walk... The wounds seem such as might be made by a rat or a small dog..." (Bram Stoker, 'Dracula', Ch. XIII)
bloofer by Khuy-n-inpw June 10, 2009
blootch
One more blootch and this place would look like an audition for a Tarzan movie.
Asbury Park has been smooched by blootches!
Asbury Park has been smooched by blootches!
blootch by Tom at the Shore January 15, 2006
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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
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* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
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“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
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“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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