Bloftus
A fellatio experience from a transexual hooker that you have beaten and placed unconscious into your cab.
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BLOTUS
What are we going to do when we cannot possibly believe anything BLOTUS says any more; he lies most of the time.
BLOTUS by paulpaxman January 10, 2017
bloitus
Person 1: I had lunch with my boyfriend today.
Person 2: Did you enjoy some bloitus?
Person 1: No, my boyfriend's not a vampire.
Person 2: Did you enjoy some bloitus?
Person 1: No, my boyfriend's not a vampire.
bloitus by BloitusLover December 29, 2008
BLOTUS
Chodious Bloatus
Chodious Bloatus by BRAVO_ February 8, 2018
bloatus
An absolutely huge ball sack, round and plump to the point of nearly exploding, similar to a bloated stomach. Often veiny and riddled with shallow wrinkle lines, in extreme cases it resembles a beach ball from the 1960's, overly inflated to the point of bursting. Usually smells like a cross between undercooked pork and horse hoof.
He mistakenly put his bloatus in my face, thinking I'd be able to get that huge stinking sack of potatoes in my mouth.
bloatus by woody slutfree October 19, 2010
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