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blorcking

The visual experience of randomly cycling colors in a psychedelically pleasing manor.
Sleep was impossible, with the hotel lights blorcking continuously, so I sat on a big comfy couch, and started making up shit on urban dictionary.
by Spishak August 2, 2014
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Olympic Cock blocking

cock blocking at a level so high, that you cant believe the person that is attempting to prevent you from gettin some play is still trying. so it can only be known as the Olympic level. this person will try to pull out every excuse to prevent you from having a good time, whether boy/girl, even if it means making a bullshit excuse or story to avoid a possible score for you. these people are basically trying to play defense when they are already down by six TD's in the end of the fourth and you are guaranteed the trophy and all that shit.
the party is coming to an end and Im vibin' really good with this one chick. but some asshole is tryna get in the way of my score with this chick and i hurdled all his shit like it was the olympics. he tried to invite other people to stop me from gettin my girl, he jumped into every convo we was tryna have. this dick even tried to critisize some small stuff like the color of my shirt to make me look like a shithead. yo even tried to split a cab with me an my girl but my girl set him straight by saying she was going home with me and thats when everybody at the party knew his ass was tryna cock block at an olympic level,so it could only be described as Olympic Cock blocking.
by sweetrod willy March 5, 2010
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Skull Blocking

It's when u send some funny meme in #general and someone send a picture below u preventing u from getting ur hard earned skulls
-Wabka: *sends a pic*
-AOT: *sends a pedo joke right after him*
-Wabka: STOP SKULL BLOCKING
by Goku no diffs ur fav verse March 20, 2022
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dog blocking

Dog blocking is when a girl's fucking dog prevents you from getting laid by lying between you and her in bed. Dog blocking may include the dog doing anything that kills the mood and draws the girl's attention away from you and your penis, for example, getting sick, needing a walk, or just being cute.
Guy 1: "How'd it go last night?"
Guy 2: "Sucked. I was a victim of dog blocking."
by rufusclay November 9, 2013
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Tebow blocking

Tebower: "Dude did you see me Tebow blocking today after 1st period?"

Friend: "Yeah man, you absolutely made everybody late."
by tafamustafa December 26, 2011
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cock blockin

when a guy is tryin to get laid but
his friend or a her friend or any random person who is a dickhead prevents it
"dude you were totally cock blockin me!!"
by wassup wassup January 4, 2008
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Björking

Menstrual period occurring in males during which blood evacuates through the head of the penis.
Sorry, I can't go swimming, I'm björking this month.
by Meow'Dib September 4, 2010
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