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A handicapated kid with googly eyes that eats everything. It attacks you like a t-rex.
Davide the blobino
blobino by Blobino fan December 6, 2022

Bloobing 

The act of watching TV, especially without using one's mental faculties in any way. Vegging out in front of the TV.
"God damn, I've had a rough day. I reckon there's some serious bloobing in order tonight."
Bloobing by stark_source February 5, 2010

Swiss Family Blobinson 

A family group where all members are slightly to grossly obese.
As I was walking down the mall towards the Smithsonian, I was nearly trampled by a Swiss Family Blobinson
1. To sit or lay down and not move while being incredibly intoxicated.

2. Being worthless for an extended period of time while your friends are actually doing something.

3. Being a piece of shit and not moving with a bag of cheetos in one hand and a hot McChicken in the other hand.
"Hey Doc, quit blobbin and get your fat ass out of that chair and socialize."
A bloobin who bloobs all over the place with his bloobness
Its Bloobin Time
bloobin by CrispyBits April 10, 2023

Blobbin' Out 

The act of lounging to the point of physical transformation into a boneless entity defined as a 'blob'. Eliminating the desire to exercise, move, or otherwise exert oneself, save for eating and possibly going to the restroom.
"After the show, Frank and I sat on the couch in the lobby and started blobbin' out"
Blobbin' Out by hondo2160 April 5, 2012