Definitions by ferricoxide

crostaponder

A redneck term that refers to people from the other side of the Atlantic from the speaker.

Was down at the local "English Pub" when I ran into an actual crostaponder

crostaponder by ferricoxide April 19, 2012

Swiss Family Blobinson 

A family group where all members are slightly to grossly obese.

As I was walking down the mall towards the Smithsonian, I was nearly trampled by a Swiss Family Blobinson

Swiss Family Blobinson by ferricoxide July 7, 2011

gaterape

Term for what the TSA perpetrates when you opt for alternate screening instead of walking through the backscatter scanners

I didn't know whether to be angry or offer the TSA agent a $5 tip after he gateraped me.

gaterape by ferricoxide November 21, 2010

gaterape

The treatment you get from the TSA agents if you opt not to go through the fullbody scanners

I didn't know whether to be pissed or give a $5 tip to the TSA agent that gateraped me.

gaterape by ferricoxide November 21, 2010

refrigerator roulette

When, in the search for something to put on your plate, you dig through the recesses of your refrigerator to find something to eat. It's a gamble: sometimes you win; sometimes you lose.

When playing refrigerator roulette, *never* bet on green.

refrigerator roulette by ferricoxide June 8, 2010

refrigerator spelunking 

The process of digging through the recesses of your refrigerator in an effort to find something (semi) edible. Usually part of or precursor to either refrigerator roulette or refrigerator triage. Results can be anything from mild to traumatizing.

I was refrigerator spelunking when I discovered a chicken I'd put in there two years ago.

refrigerator spelunking by ferricoxide June 8, 2010

Schrödinger's Millionaire 

A person with a collection of old mega-lottery tickets that have not been checked to see whether any winnings are associated with the numbers.

Alludes to the "Schrödinger's Cat" thought experiment.

I've got a 2" stack of old Megamillions tickets on my dresser: at this point, I'm just playing Schrödinger's Millionaire.

Schrödinger's Millionaire by ferricoxide May 8, 2010