Blobbin’ 

Is when a straight sports commentator is so enamored with an athlete that you can physically hear the commentators voice garbled due to the athletes penis in their mouth..live on air.

I cannot believe Chris Collinsworth was blobbin’ on QB Josh Allen so much last night during the game. I’m pretty sure in Mississippi that’s still a felony.

Blobbin’ by Not Jerry Moore from Ohio. December 20, 2020

Blobbin

1. To sit or lay down and not move while being incredibly intoxicated.

2. Being worthless for an extended period of time while your friends are actually doing something.

3. Being a piece of shit and not moving with a bag of cheetos in one hand and a hot McChicken in the other hand.

"Hey Doc, quit blobbin and get your fat ass out of that chair and socialize."

Blobbin by DBC, The Franchise, and that dirty red headed bitch June 23, 2006

Blobbin

A cretin with a large superiority complex, unable to communicate with the opposite sex without experiencing involatile sexual arousal.

I can't believe you just jizzed on her, you're such a blobbin.

Blobbin by silent but deadly June 20, 2012

Blobbin

Kick back, or chill. Easy going, couch potato.

We were just blobbin today.

Blobbin by Evil6Genius June 26, 2019

Blobbin' 

"The act of buying desserts for 10, when you're only one

"New Week, New Blobbin'"

Blobbin' by Blobbin' Bakery February 8, 2022

Blobbin' 

The state of being managed by an incompetent boss that picks their nose and resembles a blob when seated.

Person 1: Hey! How's it going?
Person 2: Blobbin'. (with an eyeroll)
Person 1: Sorry to hear! Hope he pops soon.

Blobbin' by ObviousCow August 28, 2022

Blobbin' Out 

The act of lounging to the point of physical transformation into a boneless entity defined as a 'blob'. Eliminating the desire to exercise, move, or otherwise exert oneself, save for eating and possibly going to the restroom.

"After the show, Frank and I sat on the couch in the lobby and started blobbin' out"

Blobbin' Out by hondo2160 April 5, 2012