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blonde-ish by $węęt August 24, 2016
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Blondefish
A girl or boy with blonde hair who has no memory/ easily forget things the phrase that would be used id memory like a goldfish, but seeing as she / he is also blonde and has blonde moments, but also forgetting things the term blondefish is used to describe them forgetting and not knowing simple things.
Jess says: I told you that a second ago
Amelia replied: oh ye I forgot I’m just having a blondefish moment
Amelia replied: oh ye I forgot I’m just having a blondefish moment
Blondefish by Just another blonde November 27, 2022
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blondefish
A girl with blonde hair who has a horrible attention span, in reference to the notoriously short attention span of the goldfish. Usually diagnosed with ADHD.
"Kelley, forget it, you keep texting that bro and not paying attention to what I'm saying. I don't even want the Adderall anymore, you need it. You're such a blondefish."
"What?"
"What?"
blondefish by MoFauxHawk November 23, 2011
blondeislost
A wackaloon with blonde hair. Blondeislosts are often found in chatrooms or online forums where they act out their fantasy dreams. There are also Brunetteislosts and other perverts, pervies and jesters who live life online.
blondeislost by TIZReporter October 15, 2005
Blondeism
Blondeism by twerkinglucifer July 8, 2015
Blondeshell
A blonde bombshell. A smoking hot blonde who catches your eye from afar and makes every guys' trousers feel tighter and tighter.
Dude #1: "Bro, did you see that blondeshell that just passed by us?"
Dude #2: "Who do you think I am? Helen Keller? Fuck yeah I saw her."
Dude #2: "Who do you think I am? Helen Keller? Fuck yeah I saw her."
Blondeshell by JT43 August 22, 2011
Blondeism
"I know a girl who suffers from Blondeism. She got confused over a Tuna can: "Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.'"
Blondeism by Zerberos666 December 5, 2016
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