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blondabe 

blonde + wannabe

1.A fake blonde. Some one who dyed their hair blonde to seem more attractive or cooler

2. Someone who wishes they were a blonde because they think it makes them cooler or prettier.
Lindsay Lohan

N~ "Omg did you see Annie's hair!!!?!?! She went from just highlights to full on blonde!"
L~ "She is such a blondabe"

G~ "Omg!!! The shampoo that was supposed to make my hair blonde didn't work!!! OMG! *cry*"
L~ " Shut up, blondabe!"
blondabe by Nicky Ashley March 2, 2011

Blondability 

Blondability is the annoying advantage blonde males seem to have over brunette and especially ginger males when it comes to attracting the opposite sex.
Fuck that, Mark's already pulled that bird. I guess it doesn't matter anyway; he has the blondability
Blondability by Benadam 2K9 September 27, 2009

Blendable 

When a woman has no distinguishable difference between her breast and her nipple. The areola surrounding the nipple has the same color as the nipple itself.
Damn man, I was excited to see that bitches tits. But as soon as she whipped 'em out, I realized she had blendables!
Blendable by Hanesingtonworthingly December 23, 2010

Blondage 

Being tied down and forced to watch a video clip by a rockstar celebrity with tight abs long hair and no brains more than once or twice.

In large doses blondage is known to cause brain damage bad perms and tight skirts in females.
He was subjected to blondage when he went to her parents house. There was nothing else to watch.
Blondage by Vigo the Conqueror March 27, 2010

blondage 

used as a pronoun for an attractive female with blonde hair. usually used if the female's name is unknown.
Dan: hey Darco, who was that girl that asked you out on Friday?

Darco: some blondage, I think she said her name was Paulina, Christina, or something like that...
blondage by Darco July 12, 2006

Blendable 

When a guy is just so babygirl you want to put them in a blender and tear him up into a smoothie.
Dude, Reigen Arataka from mob psycho is so baby girl.

I know, he’s just so blendable!
Blendable by BeccaHeccaRecca October 17, 2023
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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