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Being tied down and forced to watch a video clip by a rockstar celebrity with tight abs long hair and no brains more than once or twice.

In large doses blondage is known to cause brain damage bad perms and tight skirts in females.
He was subjected to blondage when he went to her parents house. There was nothing else to watch.
by Vigo the Conqueror March 26, 2010
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A celebrity free pass is an agreement between you and your significant other that if you meet said celebrity and there is an opportunity to sleep with them, your partner cannot get mad at you for doing so because you had agreed before hand that this person was your celebrity free pass. It is ideal if both of you in the relationship choose a celebrity free pass so that the playing field is even.
Julia met Drake at a bar, and hooked up with him, knowing that her significant other could not be mad at her, because Drake was her celebrity free pass.
by gingerale011 March 25, 2011
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used as a pronoun for an attractive female with blonde hair. usually used if the female's name is unknown.
Dan: hey Darco, who was that girl that asked you out on Friday?

Darco: some blondage, I think she said her name was Paulina, Christina, or something like that...
by Darco July 11, 2006
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Blondage is the process of tricking a blonde female into having bondage sex.
"Sorry I'm late, I had some great blondage sex last night"
by Ronald Schlongford July 21, 2014
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when a man dates or chases only blonde women
a combo of blonde and bondage
thank god i divorced her, i was tired of being in blondage
by cheaptrickrick February 05, 2010
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