blondabe 

blonde + wannabe

1.A fake blonde. Some one who dyed their hair blonde to seem more attractive or cooler

2. Someone who wishes they were a blonde because they think it makes them cooler or prettier.

Lindsay Lohan

N~ "Omg did you see Annie's hair!!!?!?! She went from just highlights to full on blonde!"
L~ "She is such a blondabe"

G~ "Omg!!! The shampoo that was supposed to make my hair blonde didn't work!!! OMG! *cry*"
L~ " Shut up, blondabe!"

blondabe by Nicky Ashley March 2, 2011

blondabe 

A person rejected from society because they were neither pretty or smart who dyes their hair blonde and act like a blond to be accepted.

The blondabe was looking intently at the statue and asked it if it was going to move. Sadly no one believed she was serious.

blondabe by dniweR December 28, 2011

Blondability 

Blondability is the annoying advantage blonde males seem to have over brunette and especially ginger males when it comes to attracting the opposite sex.

Fuck that, Mark's already pulled that bird. I guess it doesn't matter anyway; he has the blondability

Blondability by Benadam 2K9 September 27, 2009

Blondage 

Being tied down and forced to watch a video clip by a rockstar celebrity with tight abs long hair and no brains more than once or twice.

In large doses blondage is known to cause brain damage bad perms and tight skirts in females.

He was subjected to blondage when he went to her parents house. There was nothing else to watch.

Blondage by Vigo the Conqueror March 27, 2010

blondage 

used as a pronoun for an attractive female with blonde hair. usually used if the female's name is unknown.

Dan: hey Darco, who was that girl that asked you out on Friday?

Darco: some blondage, I think she said her name was Paulina, Christina, or something like that...

blondage by Darco July 12, 2006

blondabee 

chicks who want to be blondes...blonde wannabes

Trixie came back from the salon with her hair died like a blondabee

blondabee by speechwrecker June 14, 2016

Blondage 

Blondage is the process of tricking a blonde female into having bondage sex.

"Sorry I'm late, I had some great blondage sex last night"

Blondage by Ronald Schlongford July 21, 2014