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blonber, Someone who loves seeing JoeBart in animal maid waif costumes.
Are you a blonber just like me
blonber by A JoeBart fan January 15, 2025
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blonder than barbie 

Dumber than even the dumbest blonde, an empty headed idiot with dyed blonde hair.
'I thought she was dumb,but she's blonder than Barbie
An old video game term for an rpg, where you control an entire party of adventurers from the first person perspective. Called Blobbers because the entire party always occupies the same spot on the map and cant separate, so they are a single blob of adventurers. Has become exceedingly rare since the 90s and is mostly seen in indie games now.
Wizardry, Might and Magic and Etrian Odyssey are blobber games.
blobber by Faerieninja May 3, 2020

blonkered 

to become heavily intoxicated, usually leading to entertaining results
"Did you go out last night?"
"Yeah, Tim got proper blonkered and started peacocking on the dancefloor "
blonkered by Dickdoctor December 11, 2014

Blondering 

The act of a fair-haired person being distracted and wandering from one enticing place to another, with disregard for the original destination.
On her way to pick up the dry cleaning she began blondering through the brightly colored displays in the kitchen store.
Blondering by matree May 26, 2010

blonkers 

A form of eyewear.

Similar to blinkers and totally invisible, blonkers are usually worn by car enthusiasts loyal to one particular car manufacturer and model. Not always easy to spot being worn until the wearer starts telling you how much their car weighs, it's power to weight ratio etc. A dead giveaway would be if they tell you how difficult it is to properly tune an NA engine.
"Dude, Honda built the Integra Type-R DC2 as a stripped out road going racer"

"Oh ffs, check out the blonkers on that guy....."
blonkers by w0dge January 1, 2009