blomph

A deflated expression of sadness.

COVID canceled my travel plans. Blomph.

by Edgemonk November 19, 2020

Blorphans

A way to get rid of over population by putting all orphans in a blimp like zeplin and let then live in the blimp with only 30 packets of ramen noodles most may have to cannibalize to survive. The blimp will have 4 factions including beef, chicken, pork, and roast chicken each faction has 5 packets of ramen noodles guarded by the faction leaders which will most likely be around the age of 16 to 20 however all of the orphans will be no older than 9 so if they want to eat and get the ramen noodles they will have to work together to create an army(which will most likely not be enough anyway) and the rest of the ramen packets are scattered around the blimp. The size of the blimp would be about the size of a superbowl stadium/ football stadium. Each faction leader has a second phase to a fight in which they are not allowed to use unless they are in a dire situation and about to lose to the blorphans(blimp orphans) an example of this is the beef faction leader whose second phase is to pull out to sturdy metal pipes and start using spinning attacks on said orphans. That is the braindead definition of blorphans I may post more idk yet and I also haven't spoke of sporphans yet either which will be an amazing definition to talk about

Hey chicken faction leader the blorphans have decided to band together and try to take down the beef faction and yours, do you want to team together and whoop some blorphan ass?

by .65% shaggy power March 28, 2019

Bolmph

Incorrect spelling of bulmf. It means to get royally oyally fucked.

My car broke down on the highway, we're "bolmphed"

by Larry Kincaid November 11, 2004

Blimph

A tiny bit of weed/hash left to smoke. The end of a spliff with, literally, one drag left on it.

Is there a blimph left on that?
Is that blimph enough for a one-skinner?

by moorie74 June 28, 2018

blamph

Totally amazing. Blamph's usually have extremely distinguishable voices, and will kick your ass if you call them a loud, short, noisy fart (collectively farts).

Omg, it's Blamphhh!

"I love kricken."

by Notkricken... September 12, 2012

blowphobia

The fear of hair dryers, blow dryers, or any other hair drying product and emits hot air.

Tom screams at night when his wife uses the blow dryer because Tom has blowphobia.

by Retarded Mango January 11, 2009

blophus

A Blophus is the result of farting while seated in a narrow, confining chair. Such as airline seats.
This forces the gas forward, past the genitals rather than past the cheeks of the ass. It is shocking to one who experiences it for the first time, and those seated nearby.

Greg was both concerned and delighted by his first blophus, however, the other officers seated in the stake-out van were horrified.

by Mudknuckle Circus November 16, 2013