Bolmph
Bolmph by Larry Kincaid November 11, 2004
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Billy liked Ashley. Too bad for Billy, Ahsley thought Billy was a retard and ignored him. So one day Billy snathed her as after school a bomphed her hard
Ashley: *screaming* No no STOP PLease leave me alone stop!
Billy: Can you feel that bitch? Can you feel my cock in your tight pink lil asshole! *pulls out and blows his load all over her fave and then farts in her mouth*
Ashley: *screaming* No no STOP PLease leave me alone stop!
Billy: Can you feel that bitch? Can you feel my cock in your tight pink lil asshole! *pulls out and blows his load all over her fave and then farts in her mouth*
bolmph
Etymology: From Modern English boing or boom, first used by Nate G. circa 1998
1. (noun) The male sex organ, penis.
2. (verb) The act of intercourse; insertion of a penis into a vagina.
3. (Adj) A sound imagined to come from a penis as it becomes erect; or an actual sound made by a springy doorstop.
1. (noun) The male sex organ, penis.
2. (verb) The act of intercourse; insertion of a penis into a vagina.
3. (Adj) A sound imagined to come from a penis as it becomes erect; or an actual sound made by a springy doorstop.
1. Only men have bolmphs.
2. Wow, look at that ass! I'd love to bolmph her.
3. I think just I heard someone bolmph.
2. Wow, look at that ass! I'd love to bolmph her.
3. I think just I heard someone bolmph.
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bolmph by ZachDuhMonkey October 18, 2004
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A completely automated eletro-mechanical apparatus used for swift, sterile and efficient masturbation. The Bolmph-o-tronic-bolmph-o-matic-bolmpherizer-XL-GT-3400; or B.three-fo as it is known on the streets consist primarily of a polished titanium cylinder approximately 34 centimeters (14 inches) in length and 10 cm (4in) wide. Designed to slide over most human penises. At the end of this cylinder is a clear plastic tube like the kind film comes in. The second part of this invention is the chair which looks like a La-Z-Boy recliner with a metal trash can mounted on the side, motorcylce-like helmet that is pulled over your head, and a cup holder for your beer. When activated a number of micro sized hydraulics, servos and actuators that massage the penis in the same way a vagina would. The temperature and humidity inside the cylinder is also regulated. The helmet is pulled down over the user's head and he is immersed in a 3D environment where the brain scan reveals and creates his ultimate sexual fantasy. When the user ejaculates it is captured in a small plastic container that can be cryo stored for later or dumped in to the "trash can" where it is vaporized by a lazer that is powered by a pico matter/antimatter reactor.
This machine was created at Area 51 and believed to have been made from reverse engineered alien technology. It turns out the technology was actually human from the year 9595.
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Bolmph-o-tronic-bolmph-o-matic-bolmpherizer-XL-GT-3400 by Koopa Troopa August 11, 2004
bolmph uhrizer-XL-GT-9000
A completely automated eletro-mechanical apparatus used for swift, sterile and efficient masturbation. The Bolmph-o-tronic-bolmph-o-matic-bolmpherizer-XL-GT-3400; or B.three-fo as it is known on the streets consist primarily of a polished titanium cylinder approximately 34 centimeters (14 inches) in length and 10 cm (4in) wide. Designed to slide over most human penises. At the end of this cylinder is a clear plastic tube like the kind film comes in. The second part of this invention is the chair which looks like a La-Z-Boy recliner with a metal trash can mounted on the side, motorcylce-like helmet that is pulled over your head, and a cup holder for your beer. When activated a number of micro sized hydraulics, servos and actuators that massage the penis in the same way a vagina would. The temperature and humidity inside the cylinder is also regulated. The helmet is pulled down over the user's head and he is immersed in a 3D environment where the brain scan reveals and creates his ultimate sexual fantasy. When the user ejaculates it is captured in a small plastic container that can be cryo stored for later or dumped in to the "trash can" where it is vaporized by a lazer that is powered by a pico matter/antimatter reactor.
This machine was created at Area 51 and believed to have been made from reverse engineered alien technology. It turns out the technology was actually human from the year 9595.
Order yours in the next few minutes and get a free 30 day trial!. Money back gurantee!
Order yours in the next few minutes and get a free 30 day trial!. Money back gurantee!
bolmph uhrizer-XL-GT-9000 by Yobastanker September 18, 2004