when a man first receives a blumpkin and then is finished off with a rusty trombone, thus eliminating the need to wipe. see blumpkin and rusty trombone
I sat down to shit and all of the sudden some hottie walked in and gave me a blumbone. Wow did my asshole feel clean.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'