when a man first receives a blumpkin and then is finished off with a rusty trombone, thus eliminating the need to wipe. see blumpkin and rusty trombone
I sat down to shit and all of the sudden some hottie walked in and gave me a blumbone. Wow did my asshole feel clean.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.