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blumbone 

when a man first receives a blumpkin and then is finished off with a rusty trombone, thus eliminating the need to wipe. see blumpkin and rusty trombone
I sat down to shit and all of the sudden some hottie walked in and gave me a blumbone. Wow did my asshole feel clean.
blumbone by browntown69 October 1, 2011
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blombone 

Eating a pussy while she takes a shit. Female version of "blumpy."
blombone by B-Town October 28, 2003
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Bluebone 

A caucasian woman with blonde hair, blue eyes, and a curvy body with a ghetto booty.
Sam- "Whoa, look at that redbone over there!"

Kurt- "You can have that redbone. I perfer a bluebone! There isn't nothing like a blonde with blue eyes and a nice booty!"
Bluebone by JDineen January 27, 2011
Angsty teen or pre-teen with loud mouth, too much spare time and an astonishinly high confidence in the worth if his or her own option. Likes to piss people off, making self look better by pointing out faults in others, and being kissed in the ass 24/7.
OMG bluebones i want 2 haev ur children!!!1!!111!!11!ONE111!
Bluebones by A fan July 12, 2003
Bluebones: A phenomena of the www.battlenet.net forums; A random storm of harassment, flaming and ass-kissing; a swearword used to describe people that not other word would suffice for; the internet nickname of the largest ego since people had personalities and cognitive functions.
See above.
Bluebones by Another Fan. July 14, 2003
A person who visits forums regularly, and tells people how it is. For this he gains many fans and many dumbass foes who resort to things such as this, since they cannot debate worth a shit.
Bluebones makes a foe cry because he can't come back with any comebacks.
Bluebones by jabudox July 14, 2003

Bluebone 

“Aye shorty, I just fucked a bluebone!”
Bluebone by Big gd folk March 16, 2019
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