blogna sandwich

What one is said to have eaten after spending one's lunch-break reading blogs.

Q - Hey, what did you eat for lunch?
A - I had a blogna sandwich; KemMeyer.com has a cool new post!

by shawnc July 18, 2007

open face bologna sandwich

an open vagina, large pussy, not a pleasant looking pussy

when she opened her legs, I was staring at an open face bologna sandwich

by fman68 October 31, 2006

Bologna sandwich

Someone you want only when you’re drunk and desperate

I’m not drunk enough for that bologna sandwich

by Eveunder August 31, 2018

Thick Bologna Sandwich

Where a male or female puts a piece or 2 of bologna between their partners buttcheeks and then use your tongue to eat bologna out 👍🏻

Hey baby let’s have a thick bologna sandwich tonight for a midnight snack .

by BadassBB November 19, 2019

Balogna Sandwich

The completely shaved genitalia of a female in which her bald labia majora (big lips) frames or "sandwiches" the enlarged or swollen labia minora or inside lips, which are pink, making it look like a balogna sandwich

Oh my God, did you see the balogna sandwich on that old stripper?

or

She needs to grow her pubic hair back!! That is one nasty balogna sandwich

by Trixie44270 January 4, 2009

like a hungry dog going after a bologna sandwich

To attack fevorishly.

When Sister Teresa got out of the convent she kissed Robert like a hungry dog going after a bologna sandwich.

by Stephen Champion Schroering June 25, 2007

Bologna Sandwich

When one defecates upon a lateral surface and masturbates atop said defecation with one's semen. Henceforth: bologna sandwich.

The robber left a bologna sandwich on my grandma's bed.

by ohmyghattos April 3, 2009