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blogna sandwich 

What one is said to have eaten after spending one's lunch-break reading blogs.
Q - Hey, what did you eat for lunch?
A - I had a blogna sandwich; KemMeyer.com has a cool new post!
blogna sandwich by shawnc July 18, 2007
Words you can keep

open face bologna sandwich 

an open vagina, large pussy, not a pleasant looking pussy
when she opened her legs, I was staring at an open face bologna sandwich

Bologna sandwich 

Someone you want only when you’re drunk and desperate
I’m not drunk enough for that bologna sandwich
Bologna sandwich by Eveunder August 31, 2018

Thick Bologna Sandwich 

Where a male or female puts a piece or 2 of bologna between their partners buttcheeks and then use your tongue to eat bologna out 👍🏻
Hey baby let’s have a thick bologna sandwich tonight for a midnight snack .
Thick Bologna Sandwich by BadassBB November 19, 2019

Balogna Sandwich 

The completely shaved genitalia of a female in which her bald labia majora (big lips) frames or "sandwiches" the enlarged or swollen labia minora or inside lips, which are pink, making it look like a balogna sandwich
Oh my God, did you see the balogna sandwich on that old stripper?

or

She needs to grow her pubic hair back!! That is one nasty balogna sandwich
Balogna Sandwich by Trixie44270 January 4, 2009

like a hungry dog going after a bologna sandwich 

To attack fevorishly.
When Sister Teresa got out of the convent she kissed Robert like a hungry dog going after a bologna sandwich.

Bologna Sandwich 

When one defecates upon a lateral surface and masturbates atop said defecation with one's semen. Henceforth: bologna sandwich.
The robber left a bologna sandwich on my grandma's bed.
Bologna Sandwich by ohmyghattos April 3, 2009
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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