Definitions by ohmyghattos

Bologna Sandwich 

When one defecates upon a lateral surface and masturbates atop said defecation with one's semen. Henceforth: bologna sandwich.

The robber left a bologna sandwich on my grandma's bed.

Bologna Sandwich by ohmyghattos April 3, 2009

California Clip-On 

The act of performing anal on a female proceeded by an act of coitus betwixt the bosom resulting in a shitstain between the cleavage resembling that of a necktie.

After sex, a loofah is best to remove my California clip-on.

California Clip-On by ohmyghattos December 9, 2008