When one defecates upon a lateral surface and masturbates atop said defecation with one's semen. Henceforth: bologna sandwich.
by ohmyghattos April 03, 2009
The act of performing anal on a female proceeded by an act of coitus betwixt the bosom resulting in a shitstain between the cleavage resembling that of a necktie.
by ohmyghattos December 09, 2008