bloffee

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Blow Job + Coffee

As introduced by GFOTY (girlfriend of the year) in her Pop Cube Trailer for PC Music.

What's better than a bloffee?

bloffee by anonymous May 3, 2016

Words you can keep

Bloffee

Black coffee. No need for anyone to ask if I want creamer or sugar. No I don't want spice. I just want black coffee.

"What would you like to drink?" - Barista

"Bloffee" -Me
"I'll get that right out." - Barista

Bloffee by Bloffeeguy January 3, 2024

Related Words

bloffee • broffee • boffee • Bloffle • Boffeee • Morning Boffee • Blob Feet

boffee

What a hardened convict affiliated with the Bloods gang refers to coffee so as to avoid unnecessary usage of the letter 'c' in his conversation with other gang members.

Pass dis niggah a bup of boffee.

boffee by Albert Couture August 23, 2007

Broffee

A coffee one has with one's bro

Having a broffee at 3pm bud?

Broffee by wizbro May 30, 2015

broffee

Pouring brandy into your coffee after a wild night in town

Dude after this Broffee I'm even more pissed than last night

broffee by veelsydigevouverkyker February 26, 2011

broffee

Meeting for coffee for two male straight guys, to talk about their problems with their wives or gfs.

-Hey, wanna come over to see the game?
-Sorry man, I promised to go out in the afternoon for a broffee with Nick. He's having a load of troubles with his wife. Again.

broffee by ambageo January 30, 2016

Boffeee

Have a bong and a coffee in the morning when you back up

“Chris had a boffeee after a big night with the boys”

Boffeee by BoffeeBoy January 6, 2023

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026