bloffee

Blow Job + Coffee

As introduced by GFOTY (girlfriend of the year) in her Pop Cube Trailer for PC Music.

What's better than a bloffee?

by anonymous May 3, 2016

Bloffee

Black coffee. No need for anyone to ask if I want creamer or sugar. No I don't want spice. I just want black coffee.

"What would you like to drink?" - Barista

"Bloffee" -Me
"I'll get that right out." - Barista

by Bloffeeguy January 3, 2024

boffee

What a hardened convict affiliated with the Bloods gang refers to coffee so as to avoid unnecessary usage of the letter 'c' in his conversation with other gang members.

Pass dis niggah a bup of boffee.

by Albert Couture August 23, 2007

Broffee

A coffee one has with one's bro

Having a broffee at 3pm bud?

by wizbro May 30, 2015

broffee

Pouring brandy into your coffee after a wild night in town

Dude after this Broffee I'm even more pissed than last night

by veelsydigevouverkyker February 26, 2011

broffee

Meeting for coffee for two male straight guys, to talk about their problems with their wives or gfs.

-Hey, wanna come over to see the game?
-Sorry man, I promised to go out in the afternoon for a broffee with Nick. He's having a load of troubles with his wife. Again.

by ambageo January 30, 2016

Boffeee

Have a bong and a coffee in the morning when you back up

“Chris had a boffeee after a big night with the boys”

by BoffeeBoy January 6, 2023