blocean
Guy 1: While in Mexico, I met this girl and she gave me head in the Ocean!
Guy 2: Nice! Nothing beats a blocean!
Guy 2: Nice! Nothing beats a blocean!
blocean by Last Laugh July 14, 2011
Words you can keep
Blocean
Verb-
To give and/or receive oral sex whilst in the ocean, at a depth where neither parties feet can touch the bottom, utilising no floatation devices.
To give and/or receive oral sex whilst in the ocean, at a depth where neither parties feet can touch the bottom, utilising no floatation devices.
Blocean by GavinGoodtime January 4, 2015
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Brocean
A collection of bros. It is ruled by broseidon, and most of its citizens have quality flow and play lax. Sometimes used to refer to all dudes in an area or to say that the area is overflown with bros; this second one usually has a negative connotation because it addresses the absence of females.
Me and Gabe are such good bros that i wouldn't trade him for all the bros in the brocean.
Although there is no true broseidon, many people think it should be Brantford Winstonworth, the ultimate lax bro.
A popular compliment is calling someone broseidon.
Look at this club, its a total brocean.
Although there is no true broseidon, many people think it should be Brantford Winstonworth, the ultimate lax bro.
A popular compliment is calling someone broseidon.
Look at this club, its a total brocean.
Brocean by tripleski6 April 24, 2010
BROCEAN
BROCEAN by DC Chapman February 25, 2008
Brocean Trip
Me: Hey Chris! Nelson and I went on a Brocean Trip this weekend and got so blazed that we couldn't park the boat afterwards!
Chris: Yeah I can relate, I gave my girlfriend a pink sock this weekend.
Me: Dude, that is totally irrelevant.
Chris: Yeah I can relate, I gave my girlfriend a pink sock this weekend.
Me: Dude, that is totally irrelevant.
Brocean Trip by Sir_Benjamin_Tatum February 5, 2013
Brocean
Brocean by JayFoxWeinerPizzNhoes October 22, 2012
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