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Guy 1: While in Mexico, I met this girl and she gave me head in the Ocean!

Guy 2: Nice! Nothing beats a blocean!
by Last Laugh July 14, 2011
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Blocean

Verb-
To give and/or receive oral sex whilst in the ocean, at a depth where neither parties feet can touch the bottom, utilising no floatation devices.
This gnarly chick gave me the best blocean after my sunrise surf this morning, I was stoked!
by GavinGoodtime January 4, 2015
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Brocean

A collection of bros. It is ruled by broseidon, and most of its citizens have quality flow and play lax. Sometimes used to refer to all dudes in an area or to say that the area is overflown with bros; this second one usually has a negative connotation because it addresses the absence of females.
Me and Gabe are such good bros that i wouldn't trade him for all the bros in the brocean.

Although there is no true broseidon, many people think it should be Brantford Winstonworth, the ultimate lax bro.

A popular compliment is calling someone broseidon.

Look at this club, its a total brocean.
by tripleski6 April 24, 2010
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BROCEAN

A public venue that is overcrowded with men. A sea of dudes! Dudes as far as the eyes can see.
When we went to the club we left because it was a BROCEAN.
by DC Chapman February 25, 2008
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Brocean Trip

The act of going out on a boat with your bros and smoking marijuana.
Me: Hey Chris! Nelson and I went on a Brocean Trip this weekend and got so blazed that we couldn't park the boat afterwards!
Chris: Yeah I can relate, I gave my girlfriend a pink sock this weekend.
Me: Dude, that is totally irrelevant.
by Sir_Benjamin_Tatum February 5, 2013
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Brocean

Water based location where good friends gather.
We are going to stone cold some stones at the Brocean.
by JayFoxWeinerPizzNhoes October 22, 2012
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Blockanism

A device and or mechanism used to block or defend yourself from being poked by such persons
your arm can be used as a blockanism to deflect projectiles and/ or attackers.
by rrrrrrrolyat November 24, 2009
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