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bloating 

Swelling of the abdominal region usually caused by a surplus of water in the body's system, certain types of food, constipation, or as a side effect of the ever dreaded period.
I can't wear any of my cute clothes this week because I'll look like a whale due to bloating.
bloating by TheNerdyDancer February 9, 2014
is a singular act that were one male inserts his own penis in to his rectum.
Brice was caught blooping in the restroom. Bad bad
Blooping by Weirdnastay November 24, 2019

carbo bloating

n. The resultant feeling of unease from ingesting too many carbohydrates in the days leading up to a marathon.
Big Mike: Junior, you can't possibly want another plate of spaghetti, can you?
Paul: Sure, I'm carbo bloating a little, but I'll eat all you've got.
carbo bloating by THW November 4, 2009

Blopping 

Hey bro, I was blopping earlier today when this totally hot chick friended my XBox Live account and our COD avatars totally made out right in the middle of battle. Then I jerked it to some anime porn.
Blopping by BloppingBro December 8, 2010
To bloop (verb); the act of blooping; To place something(item/drug/or anything else) in one's sphincter(see butthole).
It is very popular for people in the rave scene to bloop their Molly; Blooping is very common among people who have high tolerances to whatever drug they are taking; We blooping mayne!; Do not go blooping your food, Johnny, because your asshole has no taste buds.; Most drugs are absorbed more efficiently through blooping rather than eating, snorting, or smoking and is safer than using a needle.
blooping by An0m0t0p3A September 6, 2013

Bloop blooping 

When a girl fingers herself. A quick bloop bloop
Boy: Yo was that girl bloop blooping on zoom?
Girl: Yup. Ew.
Bloop blooping by Narcissistickait January 29, 2021