Swelling of the abdominal region usually caused by a surplus of water in the body's system, certain types of food, constipation, or as a side effect of the ever dreaded period.
I can't wear any of my cute clothes this week because I'll look like a whale due to bloating.
Hey bro, I was blopping earlier today when this totally hot chick friended my XBox Live account and our COD avatars totally made out right in the middle of battle. Then I jerked it to some anime porn.
To bloop (verb); the act of blooping; To place something(item/drug/or anything else) in one's sphincter(see butthole).
It is very popular for people in the rave scene to bloop their Molly; Blooping is very common among people who have high tolerances to whatever drug they are taking; We blooping mayne!; Do not go blooping your food, Johnny, because your asshole has no taste buds.; Most drugs are absorbed more efficiently through blooping rather than eating, snorting, or smoking and is safer than using a needle.