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Receiving head whilst one is taking a shit.

"I got a well good blomping last night."

blomping by swedishnitro June 2, 2008

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Self-Blumping

Using a fleshlight with a mouth-shape to pleasure oneself while taking a dump on the toilet.

Self-blumping

Self-Blumping by Pablo Escobarr February 27, 2011

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Blumping

Adj, To hump a girl whilst she is on her period, using the blood as lubricant.

e.g harry was blumping sally while she was on her rags. Her menstrual blood made for a good cheap lubricant

Blumping by KNDO May 30, 2009

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Blumping

The act of giving someone a blumpkin

Girl 1: Hey have you met that guy?
Girl 2: Yeah, the other week I was blumping him!

Blumping by Zarbonian May 6, 2018

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Blooping

is a singular act that were one male inserts his own penis in to his rectum.

Brice was caught blooping in the restroom. Bad bad

Blooping by Weirdnastay November 24, 2019

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Blopping

Playing Call of Duty: Black Ops

Hey bro, I was blopping earlier today when this totally hot chick friended my XBox Live account and our COD avatars totally made out right in the middle of battle. Then I jerked it to some anime porn.

Blopping by BloppingBro December 8, 2010

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bomping

bomping a word used to describe something so amazing and excellent no other words can describe it. Another word that can be used is stonk

“we’re getting a q later” “ AH BOMPING!”

bomping by schrutefarmslover June 6, 2019

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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