blomping

Receiving head whilst one is taking a shit.

"I got a well good blomping last night."

by swedishnitro June 2, 2008

Self-Blumping

Using a fleshlight with a mouth-shape to pleasure oneself while taking a dump on the toilet.

Self-blumping

by Pablo Escobarr February 27, 2011

Blumping

Adj, To hump a girl whilst she is on her period, using the blood as lubricant.

e.g harry was blumping sally while she was on her rags. Her menstrual blood made for a good cheap lubricant

by KNDO May 30, 2009

Blumping

The act of giving someone a blumpkin

Girl 1: Hey have you met that guy?
Girl 2: Yeah, the other week I was blumping him!

by Zarbonian May 6, 2018

Blooping

is a singular act that were one male inserts his own penis in to his rectum.

Brice was caught blooping in the restroom. Bad bad

by Weirdnastay November 24, 2019

Blopping

Playing Call of Duty: Black Ops

Hey bro, I was blopping earlier today when this totally hot chick friended my XBox Live account and our COD avatars totally made out right in the middle of battle. Then I jerked it to some anime porn.

by BloppingBro December 8, 2010

bomping

bomping a word used to describe something so amazing and excellent no other words can describe it. Another word that can be used is stonk

“we’re getting a q later” “ AH BOMPING!”

by schrutefarmslover June 6, 2019