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blindly pulling out 

When you finna nut and you close your eyes, but then realize you ain't want no kids, or the responsibility of child support payments, so you pull out.
The pussy was so good, I briefly ascended to the astral plain, but suddenly return to my physical form when I came to the realization that I cannot have a kid and still be out here kidding around, so I found myself blindly pulling out.

Blindly flexing 

It's flexing but the person doesn't exactly notice. You do though, it makes you feel bad about yourself, sometimes.
Lily: "Oh my gosh! My 2 Ipads couldn't work, so I brought 2 more. And remember when I was in 1st grade? I dissected a cow eye!"
Me: "That's cool, I guess. You also already said that story of dissecting a cow eye over 100 times, I don't want to hear it anymore."
Me (thoughts): "She's blindly flexing again . . . "

blindeyecandy 

The word is used as a self-identification term by male and female bottoms to let others know they're available for analingus and receptive anal intercourse. The blind eye is used by the gay and straight communities alike to refer to the anus, and saying it's candy means their anus is sweet and meant to be licked, sucked, and creampied.
Roger: Come on over here Big Boy and get a taste of my sweetness.

Steve: Well how sweet are ya?

Roger: I'm blindeyecandy.

Steve: Daaaaaaamn... You know I have a sweet tooth and I'm just the man to glaze your doughnut!

blindlessly 

blindlessly
1)to be with sight
2)to operate without blindness
3)completely fake word.
This is an improper / fake word i heard a person use at the bar last night. He used it in a sentence like, you cant go blindlessly through life, (eg, bob charged blindlessly up the stairs).

however this word cannot be used interchangeably with 'blindly', as this horribly mangled and fake word contains within it a double negative.

thus, the other definitions on urban dictionary regarding this word are deficient and seem to disregard the basic structure of the word. this word cannot be used interchangeably with blindly, it means exactly the opposite. while being horribly fake and mutated.
****(I would thus request that the editors of UD make my entry the primary source for this definition, as it is the only definition which is derived from the structure of the word, and thus correct)

1) to be blind is to be with out sight
2)to be blind-less is to be with sight, or to be not without sight.
3)blindlessly: is then just a horrible mutant word birthed from a drunken encounter with the proper vernacular
blindlessly by Philip bazelli December 30, 2008
A cute girl who can’t see anything on her phone or read anything because she is farsighted.
I will explain every emoji in my text because I know you can’t see them, Blindey.
Blindey by TimHoHo August 2, 2018

blindy mcblind face 

The word used to describe a person who is blind as fuck
My nana is a blindy Mcblind face, she walks into everything the dumb cunt
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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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