blindy 

To get totally wasted, normally with your friends.

"Hey Tom, lets get blindy tonight!"

blindy by SkittleSkiTzO September 8, 2005

blindy mcblind face 

The word used to describe a person who is blind as fuck

My nana is a blindy Mcblind face, she walks into everything the dumb cunt

blindy mcblind face by My dad in a can November 13, 2017

blindy withdrawal 

The withdrawal of a person named blindy. The person who is your color green. Blindy withdrawal is to the point you now cannot imagine your life without them. They see you and understands you more than anyone else.

Person 1: I got blindy withdrawal.
Person 2: hopefully you'll see him soon.
Person 1: I know I miss him way too much.

blindy withdrawal by Pseudo-anonymous1234 December 1, 2023

Cringe blindness 

Cringe blindness occurs when someone is unaware of either the cringey behavior around them or their own cringey behavior. Cringe blindness leads to a lack of any self-awareness or ability to notice social cues. Finally, an individual suffering from cringe blindness will be unaware of their suffering or the suffering of those around them.

Vincent was dancing around the graduation with a towel on his head and kept groping men's shoulders when taking group photos. It was clear to those around that he was suffering from cringe blindness.

Cringe blindness by 1014Tyme May 3, 2021

Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness

That drunk, one eye is closed the other is half open & bloodshot.

Did you see bobby last night, he had total dog shit licked eyed blindness

Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness by Greg_the_Smeg July 16, 2018

Clockweight Blindfold

When in a 69 position with a guy on top, and his ballbag drapes over his partners face with 1 duster resting on each eye.

"Colin climbed on top for a dinner for 2, managing to position his balls perfectly on Edna's face for a well executed clockweight Blindfold".

Clockweight Blindfold by Woms1 April 20, 2023

Need-blind 

When you need something so bad, that you can't see it even if it's in front of your face.

I looked at the key holder ten times, but I was so need-blind I couldn't find my keys.

Need-blind by Wes "White Chocolate" Nessman June 23, 2018