Blindey

A cute girl who can’t see anything on her phone or read anything because she is farsighted.

I will explain every emoji in my text because I know you can’t see them, Blindey.

by TimHoHo August 2, 2018

blindey

when a really fat or ugly chick wears a cutie shirt

blindey take that damn shirt off

by fdsgfdgfgcvbcvbcvbtrh December 27, 2006

bush blinded

The word to describe a person who has sadly been misled by the lies of George Bush and his "quest for peace".

Tom: "We went to Iraq to save the people from an evil regime where they were constantly in danger"
Me: "You're so bush blinded that you ignore the fact we still have no accurate Iraqi casualty list (which is estimated in the thousands"
Tom: ".......That's what yo momma said about you.."

by gri-unit October 1, 2005

nostalgia-blinded

A person, which does not realize that something is bad because they are nostalgic about it

Person1: I love this movie.
Person2: No, that movie was bad. You are just nostalgia-blinded.

by Thromsty51 January 29, 2020

blinder

Noun. From blinding. Something so good, it has the potential to cause spectator's eyesight to fail.

Henry played a blinder in the last match.

by WA May 14, 2004

Titty-blinded

Titty-blinded is when an individual makes an ill-informed decision due to the presence of breasts (titties) in the area. This can range from wanting to hit up a girl that is otherwise uninteresting/bitchy, but is attractive (usually nice tits) to merely being influenced into a decision because of women in the vicinity.

Similar to BTS, but not exclusively due to "big tits."

Oftentimes, the expression can be used by waving a hand in front of the face (a la NBA player DeShawn Stevenson's "I can't feel my face" motion) while expressing that an individual has been "titty-blinded." The motion can also be used without saying the phrase out loud to express the symptom more covertly.

"Yo, Angela is a bitch. I can't believe you're trying to hit that up. You're titty-blinded!"

"Don't get titty-blinded by that girl. She's trouble."

"Why did you decide to go to that lame bar? Were you titty-blinded?"

by titty-blinder July 9, 2009

Ass blinded

When a fine ass does something in front of you (i.e. bend over at the waist) and you become temporarily unable to think about or see anything else.

Man, when she bent over to pick up her stuff, I got so ass blinded that I just stood there instead of helping.

by Frostbain December 19, 2007