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Blindfolds 

A texting term used to forewarn folks of a scandalous attachment. Lets the recipient know to "blind your kids, blind your wife..." A term similar to saying "earmuffs" when using profanity around kids.
Example #1:
Broseph #1: WTFudge! Thanks for the blindfolds (sarcastic)! My wife saw that crap. Sooo... we won't be hanging out for a while.
Broseph #2: My bad!

Example #2:
Blindfolds... (pic attached)
Blindfolds by PJ Maxx November 2, 2010
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Clockweight Blindfold

When in a 69 position with a guy on top, and his ballbag drapes over his partners face with 1 duster resting on each eye.
"Colin climbed on top for a dinner for 2, managing to position his balls perfectly on Edna's face for a well executed clockweight Blindfold".
Clockweight Blindfold by Woms1 April 20, 2023

Japanese Blindfold 

A well known Japanese wedding custom where the groom sits on the brides head until his anus covers her eyes blinding her from all other potential suitors. This may be accompanied by a Fukushima Release Valve.
That was the most beautiful Japanese Blindfold I've ever seen performed!

Blindfolded Swan 

While blindfolded you and your partner must make an origami swan with you sexual organs and a piece of paper.

Failure to complete this task will lead to castration with the failed paper swan attempt.
"Im sorry babe we were so close. I really wanted to try the Blindfolded Swan but these paper cuts on my dick are just as bad as castration, so we might as well end it here now."

"Babe I want to try something new. It's called Blindfolded Swan. Wanna try?"

Scottish Blindfold 

When pull down your pants and underwear, you crouch over a girls face, and put each of your balls on the girl's eyes so she cannot see.
"I just gave that blonde a Scottish Blindfold!"

Beijing Blindfold 

A common term for dental-floss.
Bro, why is Woo-Han squinting so hard?

I don't know man, someone must've put the ol' Beijing Blindfold on em'.

Blindfold sex

Sex while a girl has you blindfolded and preferably tied up. Can also be combined with her gagging you as well. It’s a huge turn-on as the inability to see and the anticipation of her touch heightens your other senses.

After I was completely naked, she had me sit in a chair and pulled my hands behind the back of the chair. She tied my hands together with a silk scarf and then used two more scarves to separately tie my ankles to each leg of the chair. She wrapped another silk scarf around my eyes and tied it behind my head, rendering me completely unable to see in addition to not being able to move. My cock was throbbing in anticipation.
She dragged her nails from my chest down to my abs and thighs, leaving a tingling sensation wherever she touched me. Because I couldn’t see what she was doing, it came as a shock and I could feel her sensations even more strongly than usual. She straddled my lap after removing her clothes and I felt her legs rubbing up against mine. I felt her wrap her arms around the back of my neck and kiss me passionately before lowering her vagina around my cock.

I couldn’t see or anticipate what she was doing, and it caused me to gasp when she unexpectedly filled my sensitive cock with soft, warm pressure. She rode herself up and down my cock, and the sensations of pleasure multiplied tenfold due to my inability to move or see what was happening. Finally, the pressure overwhelmed my cock and caused me to reach a powerful orgasm. I cried out as my cock spurted with maximum force inside of her, the entire chair shaking as my body did, although I still couldn’t move against my binds. While I was gasping for breath, she kissed me passionately as I continued orgasming.

After our moans of pleasure subsided, she whispered in my ear, “Next time, I might have to gag you, too.” She got off of me, and I heard her walk out the room and close the door behind her. I was still tied up and blindfolded. I couldn’t wait until the next session of blindfold sex.
Blindfold sex by GirlsTyingUpGuys February 27, 2022
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