Blimper

Someone who has sex with fat chicks. A hogger or fat bagger. A person who finds a plumper to be attractive.

Look at him macking on that chunker. He's such a blimper.

by PMax March 15, 2008

Blimper

Sphincter, poop shoot exit, rusty sherriffs badge,barking spider

kiss my blimper

by ALI November 19, 2003

Blimped

The state of being high, blazed, baked

dude, ryan we were so blimped last night!

by Dino Susan January 1, 2009

bimpert

a real ass that does pure dumbness n looks like a cunt

*Sees a weird looking person doing something dumb*

"Fack that guys a bimpert"

by adrianhhhhhhh September 26, 2013

blumperbating

masturbating while taking a shit

Are you kidding dude? Blumperbating's the best!

by Baker146 January 13, 2011

Blimers

A variation of both "blimey" and "blimes".

An exclamation used whilst annoyed or agitated.

"Blimers! Someone trod on me turnips!"

by Ash-Oke October 20, 2008

Blumperation

The act of throwing a party or celebration for a friend who has just recieved a blumpkin.

"Dude, Matt just got a blumpkin and we are throwing a blumperation. Can you bring the chips?"

by Jolly Jose June 2, 2007