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blible

When you swear on the holy book, and know you're going to lie your ass off!!
For examples of the act of blible in action, see: Lord Jeffery Archer.
by GTPG November 8, 2006
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Bible Pimp

Someone who tries to sell you on the idea of Jesus and/or God.
This Bible Pimp was downtown giving out Jesus pamphlets for Easter.
by will bitten September 15, 2017
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Man Law Bible

The ultimate reference guide book for any and all Man Laws. It was published in 2009 by Brian Griswold and Paul Skyllz. It's the best thing for men since the full picture Karma Sutra. This book is the antithesis of everything feminine and metro sexual.

WARNING: This book may cause rage, weeping, hair loss, weight loss, excessive weight gain, vomiting, explosive diarrhea, head aches, euphoria, decapitation, loss of vision, loss of hearing, loss of spouse, gambling, nose bleeds, groin pain, international incidents, uncontrollable night terrors, uncontrollable turrets, uncontrollable hatred for the French, finger dislocation, shoulder dislocation, domicile dislocation, painful laughter, and hiccups. Don't use while sleeping and driving. After reading avoid using heavy machinery or flying for 12 hours. If blood shoots out from your eyes, stop reading and contact your doctor. In the case of being stranded on a deserted island or being hunted by a rich billionaire, do not rely on this book to save your life. This book has been known to incite riots, uprisings, revolutions, divorce, wet t-shirt contests, and mutiny. Read this book carefully and avoid eye contact with Zombies.
A look inside The Man Law Bible:

Man Law 5- A man cannot be bisexual.

Man Law 157- There is no reason why a man should ever sit on another man's lap.

Man Law 232- It's always Beer30 somewhere.

Man Law 301- You should eat at least one meal a month while standing.

Man Law 334- Never eye wink another man.

Man Law 417- You should always take a girl up on a bet that she can't put her whole fist in her mouth.
by Doc Grimshaw November 21, 2011
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bible and behave

"Netflix and chill" for Christians, or people that are religious
Do you want to bible and behave after church today?
by pepe the froggy December 30, 2015
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Rookie’s Bible

PARK JIMIN.

Dubbed by media as Rookie’s Bible and Idol of Idols, Jimin has a long list of idols falling in love with his visuals and more importantly, with his artistry. Known as the Stage Genius with the most unique vocals and god-tier dance performances, the list of idols who have expressed their admiration to the King of Kpop keeps on growing. As of date, about 63 idols have covered Jimin’s songs and choreography. His solo song Lie has been the most covered solo stage among idols, being referred to as a rite of passage among aspirants.
Niki from Enhypen covered Lie by Jimin, the Rookie’s Bible.
by UnbiasedViews January 28, 2021
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none of those words are in the bible

It's often used as a response to something vaguely repulsive or strange.

It's can also be used as an exclamation for "that was a weird sentence you just put into the world"
Some strange being: "hey, you want to look at a compilation of sonic mpreg with me"

Slightly sane individual: "none of those words are in the Bible"
by Toastwithjam March 16, 2022
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Perry Bible Fellowship

Perry Bible Fellowship (PBF for short) is a webcomic by Nicholas Gurewitch. Comics are usually 3 - 4 panels long, and are generally characterized by the juxtaposition of childlike imagery or fantasy with extreme morbidity. Its humor is mainly absurdist. Featured themes include religion, sexuality, war, suicide, and death.
by rwang1888 January 17, 2006
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