Bibled

Verb, to make up parts of the bible to prove a point.

Person 1: I don't like bacon
Person 2: but God said, "…and thou shalt eat bacon"
Person 1: I guess bacon is good
Person 2: I just bibled your ass.

by xderpt12 January 5, 2011

bibled

when u r in need and a very kind friend smacks u in the face with the perfect bible verse in ur time of need :)

“you’ve been bibled”

example:

"im anxious"

"cast all ur anxiety on Him because he cares for u <3"

"you just 'bibled' me"

by kenhoo December 1, 2022

Bibled

Being flashed or shown the Bible while driving, prevelent among the southern United States, i.e. in the south.

During a routinely small case of road rage during a trip to Charlotte, NC, a woman bibled our car.

by Sidney Jane January 16, 2008

Bibled

The ejaculation of sperm into a book of any kind with the originating book being a Bible.

Ryan I Bibled your book.

by stan_2019 March 10, 2022

Bibled

The ejaculation into a book originating from a Bible.

Ryan Bibled his maths book last night.

by stan_2019 March 10, 2022

Bibled

The ejaculation into a book originating from a Bible.

Ryan Bibled his maths book last night.

by BigHS March 10, 2022

bibled

Verb or Adjective; Used in college slang: Being assigned so much reading that you feel like you have to read the whole bible or being assigned reading that is not easily understandable

Oh, my professor really bibled me today.
No, she can't come. She's been bibled and will be at the library all day

by Wallie913 May 27, 2025