blender sex 

a transgender transformation for weird lgbt mf's

p1:whats ur gender now
p2:blender sex:
p1: excuse me?
p2: born male chopped my dick off with blender now I work at subway for men

blender sex by mexicanfoxnigga April 16, 2021

Sex Blender 

A massive attack of sex appeal, sexual nature, and straight sex all blended and melted into one sexy person.

Diana Tsuji is a sex blender.

Sex Blender by th3gam3 November 27, 2010

Drunken Sex Blender 

This occurs during a perfectly drunken night of intercourse between two (or more) nymphomaniacs. All parties are in a drunken haze or dream like state. There proceeds to be a constant battle or power struggle (fun and non-violent) of who maintains dominance on top, resulting in continuous position changes from being on top, to being on bottom until one of the parties submits. These twisting, toppling, turning and tangling motions resemble that of an actual blender.

Party 1: “How do you feel this morning after how amazing last night was?”

Party 2: “Oh I definitely feel great. But I am kind of drained and exhausted. It was a god damn drunken sex blender lol.”

Drunken Sex Blender by A-Zo88 April 22, 2019

Polystyrene sex blender 

Fill her fanny with a mix of poo, blood and cum. Then insert your polystyrene penis protector(condom).

I was with ollie Emerson last night and I gave him a polystyrene sex blender

Polystyrene sex blender by Ollie Emerson March 22, 2023

sex bender 

An extended sex spree, or binge, involving a single partner.

You don’t go on a sex bender with your girl/boyfriend, you go on a sex bender with your EX girl/boyfriend, or any ex-flame of any sort. (This person must be someone you’ve ALREADY slept with.) SBs typically last three to four days, very rarely less, occasionally more, and MUST involve travel (usually, and preferably, by air) to a “far away” city; i.e., that place s/he moved after you broke up, or that place s/he STAYED after YOU left. SBs do NOT involve love, or intimations of love, nor do they involve guilt or intimations of guilt. Think “free pleasure zone”.

see also bender

sex bender by tno September 7, 2004

Sex bender 

When a man for 5 days straight looks at porn, masturbates and has sex with his girl or a girl nonstop

Great beyond compare often makes your nuts chafe fuck responibly

You: Haven't seen Richard in a week
Me:Oh, he must be on a sex bender lucky guy

Sex bender by doodyman October 27, 2012

bendersexual 

A bender sexual is a straight man who does incredibly camp or homosexual things.

“Look at what Brian’s doing.”

“What a bendersexual

bendersexual by Enak mcgee January 26, 2024