blemster

Slang ofr cigarette used by pikeys.

"Gi' us a blem"

by apricotmarmalade January 14, 2003

blomster

Sub-par performance of oral sex performed on a male member.

Harrison was going to sleep in Owen's room, but Owen was receiving a blomster and locked the door.

by Sonny D. February 4, 2009

Blomster

The act of two people scissoring but instead of stimulating each other a fart is expelled into the other's anus. On rare occasions a shart is transferred from anus to anus making it a blomster royale. On occasion the unintentional act of a space docking shart will occur.

That blomster from the other night left me feeling bloated for days.

I was trying the blomster for the first time with Kevin and he sharted right into my vagina like a total Chad

by parrotmoniker October 10, 2011

blimsters

a word describing the intense feeling of pain when a man gets his genitalia caught in a hoover

"Arghhhh fucking blimsters!!"

by nik "el retardo" May 14, 2003

bleester

To show up after the work, job or occasion is already over, thus "conveintly" avoiding the situation.

That Bleester, Corey showed up to help us move after all the furnature was already done.

by Norplas March 23, 2004

Blomsterman

A guy with big shimmering eyes and a deep soul who friends zones everyone. And has a huge love for bread, pastries and doctor who.

The name comes from my friends crush who became an adjective.

Me: who that tall guy with glossing shimmering eyes ?
Everyone: blomsterman.

by Shortpeeps December 12, 2016

beemster

Sick last name

Beemster kaas

by Ehhg February 23, 2017