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blomster 

Sub-par performance of oral sex performed on a male member.
Harrison was going to sleep in Owen's room, but Owen was receiving a blomster and locked the door.
blomster by Sonny D. February 4, 2009
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Blomster 

The act of two people scissoring but instead of stimulating each other a fart is expelled into the other's anus. On rare occasions a shart is transferred from anus to anus making it a blomster royale. On occasion the unintentional act of a space docking shart will occur.
That blomster from the other night left me feeling bloated for days.

I was trying the blomster for the first time with Kevin and he sharted right into my vagina like a total Chad
Blomster by parrotmoniker October 10, 2011
a word describing the intense feeling of pain when a man gets his genitalia caught in a hoover
"Arghhhh fucking blimsters!!"
blimsters by nik "el retardo" May 14, 2003
To show up after the work, job or occasion is already over, thus "conveintly" avoiding the situation.
That Bleester, Corey showed up to help us move after all the furnature was already done.
bleester by Norplas March 23, 2004

Blomsterman 

A guy with big shimmering eyes and a deep soul who friends zones everyone. And has a huge love for bread, pastries and doctor who.

The name comes from my friends crush who became an adjective.
Me: who that tall guy with glossing shimmering eyes ?
Everyone: blomsterman.
Blomsterman by Shortpeeps December 12, 2016

beemster 

Sick last name
Beemster kaas
beemster by Ehhg February 23, 2017
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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