by nik "el retardo" May 14, 2003
Get the blimsters mug.Rebecca decided to herpes fuck John. He had a gross blister shaft, but he was really hot. She made him wear a condom so she figured she would be safe.
Two days later her pubic hair started itching. She didn't get the herp, but she crabs.
Two days later her pubic hair started itching. She didn't get the herp, but she crabs.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018
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When one's penis is rubbed raw after a marathon session of intercourse as result of friction, intense PSI, lack of lube or a combination of all three
Mike: Bro, why are you walking so funny?
Stan: Dude...Missy and I had a marathon sesh' last night and she dried out...I was in a zone and couldnt stop, but now I"m rolling with a blistered shishito...it sucks, but was worth it, yo
Stan: Dude...Missy and I had a marathon sesh' last night and she dried out...I was in a zone and couldnt stop, but now I"m rolling with a blistered shishito...it sucks, but was worth it, yo
by gameshow willie August 22, 2018
Get the blistered shishito mug.Hipsters that likes to hear sad brit pop music and hate everything else. They love Vintage design but feel nostalgic about it, they think old times used to be better because they hate their present.
Britsters are the new cool emo kids on the block
Now that im listening Oasis, I feel so like the britsters
Now that im listening Oasis, I feel so like the britsters
by appleadri January 19, 2011
Get the Britsters mug.Father Mulveaney couldn't help but notice the blistered sister sitting in the front row at mass. He made an appointment with his family doctor after service just to be safe.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015
Get the Blistered Sister mug.A dirty bitch who sleeps with many people, is painful to be around, only like's to associate with people when she benefits from a situation, has a few friends but thinks she's prettier then them and talks shit about them behind their back, constantly looks in the mirror, has to reapply makeup every 5 minutes, is always fishing for compliments from anyone who will talk to her, is a shitty person, narcissistic, self absorbed, egotistical, conceited, selfish, more annoying them a Hemorrhoid, and acts like a big Twat.
Look at Raven clinging on that guy because she thinks he has money and will take her home. She's worse then a gold digger, she's acting like a Cum Guzzling Twat Blister!
by SassyJax01 May 20, 2011
Get the Cum Guzzling Twat Blister mug.an overweight urban female who has somehow hoodwinked others into thinking that she is attractive and desirable, usually through trendy clothing and a warped "real women have curves; that skinny girl's gotta eat" attitude. the typical blimpster is usually found w/ a small-framed, timid hipster "male."
did you see that blimpster over there? she ate her wimpster boyfriend's vegan cheesesteak before he had even fetched her some napkins!
i'm not a blimpster. it's not my fault that skinny boys love me. there's just more of me to love, i guess.
typical blimpster quotes:
"oh, john? no, sorry, i only spread for skinny boys. he's too... "livin' large" for me, if you know what i mean."
"are you gonna eat that?"
i'm not a blimpster. it's not my fault that skinny boys love me. there's just more of me to love, i guess.
typical blimpster quotes:
"oh, john? no, sorry, i only spread for skinny boys. he's too... "livin' large" for me, if you know what i mean."
"are you gonna eat that?"
by block1of4 September 8, 2005
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