bleeser

Bleeser is many things.. A sex god, a legend and most notably a FUCKING great mate

"damn that bloke bleeser, man I wish I knew him"

by Cheesy Chase May 20, 2016

fresh bleeder

Usually refers to a woman who just lost her virginity and thus is bleeding out of the vagina

Her: omg why is it gushing out so much?!
Me: damn shawty really be a fresh bleeder

by Trackblaster February 4, 2021

Paulie Bleeker

Supercute character in Juno played by Michael Cera.

Wears extremely short bright yellow track shorts.

Eats hot pockets for breakfast.

Loves orange tic-tacs. Because you can never get enough of your favorite one calorie breath mint.

Mr. MacGuff: Who's the father?
Juno: Paulie Bleeker.
Mr. MacGuff: I didn't know he had it in him.
Leah: I know, right?!?

by Dyke Cassity May 25, 2008

blesser

is a slang term for a rich man who offers support (typically financial and material) to a younger female companion in exchange for sex, friendship, etc.

She's on the lookout for a blesser

by mchithisi May 11, 2016

Blueserver

a blue thing with ropes.. it spins fast with hamsters people inside

He got whooped at blueserver
i am a hamster at blueserver
i experienced death at blueserver

by blueserver November 6, 2007

blesser

Another word for a sugar daddy

Girl 1: OMG where did you get that MK bag?
Girl 2: My blesser bought it for me. #Blessed

by FlowerChild181😌 June 26, 2016

Lip Blesser

A lip blesser is when someone places their penis on someone's lip disregarding what sex the person may be

Watch out that man is a lip blesser better keep away from him.

by Frc_meme May 25, 2017