bleezer

A blunt that weighs over a gram and is covered with codeine.

Hey man, let's smoke a bleezer and watch the game.

by UGAdawg June 12, 2011

bleezer

Abderdonian slang for somebody who is constantly drunk or drinks very heavily- a bit like pisshead & steamer

"Boaby's pissed again!"
"He's aye pissed, he's such a bleezer!"

by Nicholas Gunn September 16, 2007

fresh bleeder

Usually refers to a woman who just lost her virginity and thus is bleeding out of the vagina

Her: omg why is it gushing out so much?!
Me: damn shawty really be a fresh bleeder

by Trackblaster February 4, 2021

crossway breezer

Refers to the space between a thin woman's legs - the gap that remains at her crotch when her legs are closed. It tends to disappear when women gain weight.

The phrase comes from a style of house in hot areas where the kitchen and living quarters are separated by a space with a connecting roof (often called a breezeway) to keep the heat of the kitchen from warming the house.

Clint Eastwood in "Heartbreak Ridge" - "Then there was this dusky gal in Bangkok, a real crossway breezer I swear."

by clit east wood July 5, 2009

Talking beezer

When someone who is at a party usually under the influence of class 'A' drugs ....starts telling other people at the party a story which sounds belivable at first ....but as the story goes on you soon realise that is the most unbelivable made up pile of shit anyone could ever think of.

Hey did you hear that guy at that party last night? ....

'Yeah i heard hes shagged 365 woman and bench pressed 365 kg at the gym ...its amazing!!'

Nah bro ...he just took too many drugs and started talking beezer

by Jongreenwood August 23, 2021

Paulie Bleeker

Supercute character in Juno played by Michael Cera.

Wears extremely short bright yellow track shorts.

Eats hot pockets for breakfast.

Loves orange tic-tacs. Because you can never get enough of your favorite one calorie breath mint.

Mr. MacGuff: Who's the father?
Juno: Paulie Bleeker.
Mr. MacGuff: I didn't know he had it in him.
Leah: I know, right?!?

by Dyke Cassity May 25, 2008

Beaver Breezer

A flowy dress or ladies jumpsuit that air drys the snatch. Recommended to wear with no under garments.

She wore her beaver breezer while dancing the drum circle .

Patty wore her beaver breezer because her snatch had a drip

Roxanne put on her beaver breezer walking the streets, so her snatch could dry quickly.

by Double DD’s November 14, 2022