Blazted
Adjective
To be high or drunk. Most popularly referred to Marijuana.
Etimology: From Distortion Language.
To be high or drunk. Most popularly referred to Marijuana.
Etimology: From Distortion Language.
"Migz is blazted again."
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blarted on the job
When you're going down on your partner and randomly blow on his or her genitals to make a farting noise
"Lorrie why are you so pissed at Kevin?!"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"
blarted on the job by Love Me Sexay! February 20, 2015
Related Words
Blazted • blazed • blasted • Blarted • blasted ass • Blasted Idiot • Blated • blazedest • blahted • blarted on the job
Get blasted!
a rallying cry to consume large quantities of alcohol in the hopes of becoming shit-faced drunk and blowing chunks; most commonly used in Wisconsin
"Hey you knobs! Get blasted!!!!!"
blasted drunk wasted hammered pissed plastered blitzed tanked intoxicated shit-faced
blasted drunk wasted hammered pissed plastered blitzed tanked intoxicated shit-faced
Get blasted! by Splooge Machine November 10, 2010
turtle blazed
The highest level of high achievable
highest trip you can possibly achieve.
blazed out of your damn mind.
baked till your eyes all bright red.
completely stoned.
highest trip you can possibly achieve.
blazed out of your damn mind.
baked till your eyes all bright red.
completely stoned.
He has to be turtle blazed, he doesn't even know whats going on. His eyes are twitching and he's seeing stuff.
turtle blazed by A.lbert January 19, 2009
blazed
blazed by ihaveissues November 15, 2004
Toke Blazed
Toke Blazed (also: Taking Babies, Toasting Bread, Tyra Banks, Tractor Beam, Etc. any good TB combination will do) is the state of being beyond a normal level of high. It can be used in place of saying, "I'm fucking high".
Toke Blazed by Chief Matt Bogart July 24, 2009
Flonger Blasted
When you cover your fist in whipped cream and put a cherry on top if you're feeling brave enough, and then you shove your fist up someones asshole.
Flonger Blasted by Xx_HACKER_xX December 12, 2015
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