blazing saddles 

The most awesome and bizarre western movie ever, directed by Mel Broooks, 1974.

Gene Wilder to Clansmen: "Oh boys! Looky what I got here!"
Cleavon Little: "Hey, where are the white women at?"

blazing saddles by M.star September 5, 2004

Blazing Saddles 

While fornicating with a fine biddy, pour tabasco on your dick and make the bitch ride your cock.

I took this chick back to my farmhouse and let her ride my blazing saddles.

Blazing Saddles by BitchNigga12675 March 8, 2011

Blazing Saddles 

Denotes extreme and unbearable heat. As in, the type of heat only found within the southern recesses of Hades.

You: Dog, its like 90 degrees!
Me: It Blazing Saddles!

Blazing Saddles by MaZe February 12, 2004

Blazing Saddle Bag 

While the male partner engages in intercourse doggy style with the female partner, the male partner's scrotum, covered in icy-hot pain reliever, smacks the vagina of the female partner repeatedly, causing a "blazing sensation"

"With the sudden change in temperatures, Sara had a screaming orgasm when she was hit up with the blazing saddle bag"

Blazing Saddle Bag by P Town May 1, 2006

Blazing Saddle 

Sexual position wherein a woman rides a man reverse cowgirl while he takes a dump on the toilet.

Tommy thought that he liked blumpkins, but when Suzie upgraded him to a Blazing Saddle, he found his new favorite position.

Blazing Saddle by pattenhere April 16, 2010

Blazing Saddle 

When you are hitting her in cow girl position, but her pussy is so hairy that your dick gets a carpet burn

Me and Mackenzie were getting it on last night, but she gave me a blazing saddle.

Blazing Saddle by Baconman20 December 11, 2017

Blazin' Saddle 

A burning sensation, residual effects often lasting 3-5 minutes, caused by the properties of a shit being either gargantuan in size, spicy in content or both. The consequential result displaying characteristics reminiscent of early American cowboys' bow legged walking style due to long periods of horseback riding.

"I'd help you move the couch if it wasn't for that Blazin' Saddle..."

"Heroin overdose, black market kidney removal and Blazin' Saddle are the only reasons to take a cold bath."

Blazin' Saddle by Lane Train January 29, 2009