blauks

Blauks! Is a word you can exclaim after successfully busting your load into a special someone. It also can be used when successful in any venture. Or it describes the sound a gunshot makes.

Come on baby show that balloon knot! Blauks!

That intern gobbled up my hog meat and she got the job! Blauks!

See that doe across the field? Blauks!

by Cum Goblin April 10, 2019

blakshivokia

The art of bugs committing suicide

"why the crap did that moth fly into that lamp again?"
"the art of blakshivokia, obviously."

by mikewu November 16, 2009

Blackstabber

An African American who stabs someone in the back in order to sell a book.

That Omarosa Manigault is such a blackstabber, did you hear what she said about Trump?

by El Dookie August 15, 2018

Around Blacks Never Relax

Best advice for anyone, even blacks.

When someone posts/shows a video of a White chillin in an area with many blacks present and one w/ White hatred randomly attacks/kills him. Often saying/posting “Remember, around blacks never relax” or “he relaxed”.

by juststaythehellaway March 23, 2023

blankshipper

Sometimes written as bl*nkshipper, a blankshipper is a word used to describe people who ship the characters Emmet and Ingo from Pokemon, who are canonically brothers.

The term seems to have originated from Tumblr

"bl*nkshippers, DNI!"
"Did you see that guy drawing fan-art of Emmet and Ingo? Yeah, he's probably a blankshipper"

by thelunarobin April 14, 2022

blackspertise

Knowledge or expertise of general blackness, black culture, black pop culture or of activities most commonly attributed to african americans.

"I'm sorry Ethan, but teaching you how to Dougie is beyond my level of blackspertise."

"For a white guy, Dave sure has a lot of blackspertise."

by QMo_bley January 4, 2013

blacksnag

Confounding slowdowns in work productivity due to an abundance of diparate programs, windows, and passwords; forced timeouts; scheduled password changes; lost password obstacle courses; poorlt-timed system maintenance; useless site/system upgrades; and infernal picture-choice botchecks.

Sorry Boss, deadline blown due to multiple blacksnags created by our monthly IT auto-update.

by The Wendolyne September 13, 2020