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Blauks! Is a word you can exclaim after successfully busting your load into a special someone. It also can be used when successful in any venture. Or it describes the sound a gunshot makes.

Come on baby show that balloon knot! Blauks!

That intern gobbled up my hog meat and she got the job! Blauks!

See that doe across the field? Blauks!

blauks by Cum Goblin April 10, 2019

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blakshivokia

The art of bugs committing suicide

"why the crap did that moth fly into that lamp again?"
"the art of blakshivokia, obviously."

blakshivokia by mikewu November 16, 2009

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Blackstabber

An African American who stabs someone in the back in order to sell a book.

That Omarosa Manigault is such a blackstabber, did you hear what she said about Trump?

Blackstabber by El Dookie August 15, 2018

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Around Blacks Never Relax

Best advice for anyone, even blacks.

When someone posts/shows a video of a White chillin in an area with many blacks present and one w/ White hatred randomly attacks/kills him. Often saying/posting “Remember, around blacks never relax” or “he relaxed”.

Around Blacks Never Relax by juststaythehellaway March 23, 2023

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blankshipper

Sometimes written as bl*nkshipper, a blankshipper is a word used to describe people who ship the characters Emmet and Ingo from Pokemon, who are canonically brothers.

The term seems to have originated from Tumblr

"bl*nkshippers, DNI!"
"Did you see that guy drawing fan-art of Emmet and Ingo? Yeah, he's probably a blankshipper"

blankshipper by thelunarobin April 14, 2022

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blackspertise

Knowledge or expertise of general blackness, black culture, black pop culture or of activities most commonly attributed to african americans.

"I'm sorry Ethan, but teaching you how to Dougie is beyond my level of blackspertise."

"For a white guy, Dave sure has a lot of blackspertise."

blackspertise by QMo_bley January 4, 2013

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blacksnag

Confounding slowdowns in work productivity due to an abundance of diparate programs, windows, and passwords; forced timeouts; scheduled password changes; lost password obstacle courses; poorlt-timed system maintenance; useless site/system upgrades; and infernal picture-choice botchecks.

Sorry Boss, deadline blown due to multiple blacksnags created by our monthly IT auto-update.

blacksnag by The Wendolyne September 13, 2020

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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