blacksnag

Confounding slowdowns in work productivity due to an abundance of diparate programs, windows, and passwords; forced timeouts; scheduled password changes; lost password obstacle courses; poorlt-timed system maintenance; useless site/system upgrades; and infernal picture-choice botchecks.

Sorry Boss, deadline blown due to multiple blacksnags created by our monthly IT auto-update.

by The Wendolyne September 13, 2020

Backsnapper

An expression used when one encounters physical or mental pain.

When Geno was pushing the heavy furniture up the stairs, his back was slouched down and could hardly breathe; It seemed like a "backsnapper."

"OH FUAK! He's getting backsnapped!"

by 'tomis' May 24, 2012

boot blacking

BDSM - Boot blacking is the, (predominately submissive), act of polishing someone's leather boots/shoes. The boot blacker may carry a kit with him/her to shine the leather, or they may use their own spit.

He has a boot blacking fetish.

by MistressAliDom July 25, 2017

blacking off

When you have drank so much alcohol that you are blacked out and decide to masturbate to no avail, and not being able to remember

I walked in Matty O's room last night and he was blacking off

by State O State December 9, 2008

Blacksnapper

A blacksnapper is a person who mostly replies with a black photo with text on Snapchat. You send a beautiful selfie to them, and all you get back is a lousy blacksnap. A blacksnapper is a person who don't understand that snapchat is an app for sending photos, and that he/she rather could have sent a regular message instead of covering up the lens and blacksnapping.

Person 1: It's so boring to snap with John.
Person 2: Yeah, he always sends a black screen with text, never a selfie or anything.
Person 1: Yeah, he is a real blacksnapper

by Thomsssss October 10, 2016

blackanasianadians

A very tan canadian asian

My friend Alexis is part Canadian, Asian, and is Black! We call her a blackanasianadians

by blackanasianadian November 13, 2009

Backstage Larry

Backstage worker at "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" in charge of Bessie, the Late Night Lockbox, but doesn't know where the money that should be in it has gone. Has his own theme song, pyrotechnics, and clothing covered in money.

"Here comes Backstage Larry,
Backstage Larry is comin' out!
Here comes Backstage Larry,
All the ladies gonna scream and shout!"

by Kilty McBagpipes January 16, 2005