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blasticist

Sometimes used synonymously with #fartographer, a blasticist refers more specifically to a scholar of ancient farts. Among the most decorated blasticists of the late Victorian age was Ismael Afart. In addition to his published works on classical blasting, including his most famous, “Blasting Off in Ancient Persia,” he also left behind several volumes of erotic poetry in Arabic, which celebrated the beauty of the anus.
I went to Yale in the hopes of becoming a celebrated blasticist.
by trilliam turdsworth December 12, 2023
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blactivist

A person who will go halfway across the country to protest racial injustice while in his own hood blacks are killing blacks.
I went to Louisiana to fight racism did any thing happen while I was gone? Not really 3 kids were shot and killed. Shit well nobody said that being a blactivist would be easy.
by benth April 23, 2008
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Blastifistical

Oh my god! That shirt is so blastifistical!
by Komoeswan April 12, 2009
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blactivist

A black activist that shares their ideas by taking action, mostly on their distaste for the white man. A blactivist MUST be of African descent.

Synonyms: Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, nigger
I'd start a group to defend the white person, but I'm afraid a blactivist will rat me out and get me arrested.
by Deathgrind > you August 10, 2007
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Blasticate

To smash, blow up, or otherwise destroy somthing beyond all recognition.
My printer crapped out on me today so I took it into the garage, grabbed a pipe, and blasticated it.
by themutantlizard September 30, 2013
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beasticity

the most supreme awesomeness in the multi-verse and not to be used by noobs in gaming its like a beast and a half on steroids and to the power of a super beast!
Did you see the way that started a mass explosive chain reaction! thats what you call beasticity
by friendly neighborhood joe August 5, 2010
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blastamist

funny, hilarious, only people that fuck can say it
you don’t fuck that was blastamist
by abcgoat443 March 16, 2020
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