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Sometimes used synonymously with #fartographer, a blasticist refers more specifically to a scholar of ancient farts. Among the most decorated blasticists of the late Victorian age was Ismael Afart. In addition to his published works on classical blasting, including his most famous, “Blasting Off in Ancient Persia,” he also left behind several volumes of erotic poetry in Arabic, which celebrated the beauty of the anus.

I went to Yale in the hopes of becoming a celebrated blasticist.

blasticist by trilliam turdsworth December 12, 2023

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blactivist

A person who will go halfway across the country to protest racial injustice while in his own hood blacks are killing blacks.

I went to Louisiana to fight racism did any thing happen while I was gone? Not really 3 kids were shot and killed. Shit well nobody said that being a blactivist would be easy.

blactivist by benth April 23, 2008

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Blastifistical

Something that is awesome above all means, super special awesome

Oh my god! That shirt is so blastifistical!

Blastifistical by Komoeswan April 12, 2009

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blactivist

A black activist that shares their ideas by taking action, mostly on their distaste for the white man. A blactivist MUST be of African descent.

Synonyms: Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, nigger

I'd start a group to defend the white person, but I'm afraid a blactivist will rat me out and get me arrested.

blactivist by Deathgrind > you August 10, 2007

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Blasticate

To smash, blow up, or otherwise destroy somthing beyond all recognition.

My printer crapped out on me today so I took it into the garage, grabbed a pipe, and blasticated it.

Blasticate by themutantlizard September 30, 2013

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beasticity

the most supreme awesomeness in the multi-verse and not to be used by noobs in gaming its like a beast and a half on steroids and to the power of a super beast!

Did you see the way that started a mass explosive chain reaction! thats what you call beasticity

beasticity by friendly neighborhood joe August 5, 2010

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blastamist

funny, hilarious, only people that fuck can say it

you don’t fuck that was blastamist

blastamist by abcgoat443 March 16, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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