blasticist 

Sometimes used synonymously with #fartographer, a blasticist refers more specifically to a scholar of ancient farts. Among the most decorated blasticists of the late Victorian age was Ismael Afart. In addition to his published works on classical blasting, including his most famous, “Blasting Off in Ancient Persia,” he also left behind several volumes of erotic poetry in Arabic, which celebrated the beauty of the anus.

I went to Yale in the hopes of becoming a celebrated blasticist.

blasticist by trilliam turdsworth December 12, 2023

blactivist 

A person who will go halfway across the country to protest racial injustice while in his own hood blacks are killing blacks.

I went to Louisiana to fight racism did any thing happen while I was gone? Not really 3 kids were shot and killed. Shit well nobody said that being a blactivist would be easy.

blactivist by benth April 23, 2008

Blastifistical 

Something that is awesome above all means, super special awesome

Oh my god! That shirt is so blastifistical!

Blastifistical by Komoeswan April 12, 2009

blactivist 

A black activist that shares their ideas by taking action, mostly on their distaste for the white man. A blactivist MUST be of African descent.

Synonyms: Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, nigger

I'd start a group to defend the white person, but I'm afraid a blactivist will rat me out and get me arrested.

blactivist by Deathgrind > you August 10, 2007

Blasticate 

To smash, blow up, or otherwise destroy somthing beyond all recognition.

My printer crapped out on me today so I took it into the garage, grabbed a pipe, and blasticated it.

Blasticate by themutantlizard September 30, 2013

beasticity 

the most supreme awesomeness in the multi-verse and not to be used by noobs in gaming its like a beast and a half on steroids and to the power of a super beast!

Did you see the way that started a mass explosive chain reaction! thats what you call beasticity

beasticity by friendly neighborhood joe August 5, 2010

blastamist 

funny, hilarious, only people that fuck can say it

you don’t fuck that was blastamist

blastamist by abcgoat443 March 16, 2020