Blasticate

To smash, blow up, or otherwise destroy somthing beyond all recognition.

My printer crapped out on me today so I took it into the garage, grabbed a pipe, and blasticated it.

by themutantlizard September 30, 2013

Blastic

A racially challenged being who also has retarded tenancies

used in a sentence, 'yo fam, dat man some sort of blastic or sumat'

by Original 99 December 11, 2019

Blastic

A common household black plastic bag in which garbage is disposed.

Look at all this trash! We need a blastic!

by Rowan Franciscus December 10, 2021

Blasticated

To become so fucked up that you feel as though your brain has exploded and that making up words is acceptable.

Yo dawg I got so fuckin' blasticated last night, I was hoopdango out there..

by Billy Jim the Righteous August 26, 2013