blastamist

funny, hilarious, only people that fuck can say it

you don’t fuck that was blastamist

by abcgoat443 March 16, 2020

Raider Blastmaster

When you pop a thumb up a girls asshole while sticking two or more other fingers in her vagina.

Mikey: "Yeah bro, I was with this boning chick last night and I totally gave her a good old raider blastmaster. It was pretty sick."
Jim: "Dude noice"

by Rural dicktionary May 28, 2015

blastastic

fantastic + blast = blastastic

"did you have fun"
"yea, i had a blastastic time"

by mikez December 6, 2006

Blastifistical

Something that is awesome above all means, super special awesome

Oh my god! That shirt is so blastifistical!

by Komoeswan April 12, 2009

Beastanist

Someone who prefers the act of sex more with an animal than another human being. Many are dirty, sick minded people and tend to leech onto society. The usual method of a Beastanist is to rub peanut butter on their genitalia and let an animal(usually a dog) to remove said peanut butter, resulting in a forced attempt of oral sex.

"Hey John, did you have hot sex with that chick you went out with last night?"
"No Chad, Im a Beastanist. I have no sexual desire for woman. Geez man, get that shit right."

by Herrljunga January 25, 2011

blastmaster

Demolition man or bomber.

Twisting the strangle grip
Won't give no mercy
Feeling those tendons rip
Torn up and mean
Blastmaster racks the ground
Bent on survival
Full throttle hammers down
A deadly scream

All Guns, All Guns Blazing!

(Judas Priest - All Guns Blazing)

by Alex Ferrana January 14, 2017

blastfamites

Those who live for the sole purpose of doing things society has deemed vile. If you thoroughly enjoy partaking in activities that most humans would consider bad or a sin.

Those blastfamites should all be shot! I am so sick of waking up with my pants down and a loaded condom hanging out of my anus.

by The Filthy Animal July 5, 2021