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Blarmey: (adjective) combination of blarney and smarmy, used to describe a person who considers himself silver-tongued and compelling, but in reality oozes charm in the same way a slug or a festering pustule might. Probably developed this trait from kissing the Blarney Stone after the tour guides surreptitiously pissed on it.

(verb) An imperative pun used to call someone out on this trait.
1. “Ugh, that guy trying to bend my ear about his band is just so blarmey!”

2. “I’m not falling for your bullshit! So why don’t you just blarmey?”
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SONIC DOES NOT HAVE BLARMS!!!
blarms by Falchion315 February 23, 2020
Someone who’s parents are mixed with African descendants and Arabian descendants
Ayanna’s mom is Arabian and her dad is African which makes her blarab.”
Blarab by #biggerthenblackandwhite January 12, 2022

Barmageddon

1. The scene of a final battle between the forces of good and evil, prophesied to occur at the end of the steamworld.

2. A decisive or catastrophic conflict.
Barmageddon Example:

Sunday, May 2nd 2010
Barmageddon by vAnCiTyCaNaDa September 9, 2010

barmat shot 

The leftover spillage from errant shot pours which funnels into the rubber barmats which bartenders typically divvy out to least-favorite patrons at the end of the night - "Hey, this one's on me!"
A jerk walks into a bar (lousy tipper or loudmouth prick) and the bartenders start "missing" a few pours, especially with more exotic liquors (and lots of them). Eventually, there's enough in the barmat..."I think THAT guy deserves a barmat shot...this one's on me!"
barmat shot by Obipunkenobi December 14, 2013
Heavy annihilation with a 9 inchar
That guys a dabba
Barmale him
Barmale by Dogman rengs June 28, 2022