blarms
SONIC DOES NOT HAVE BLARMS!!!
blarms by Falchion315 February 23, 2020
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Blarmey
Blarmey: (adjective) combination of blarney and smarmy, used to describe a person who considers himself silver-tongued and compelling, but in reality oozes charm in the same way a slug or a festering pustule might. Probably developed this trait from kissing the Blarney Stone after the tour guides surreptitiously pissed on it.
(verb) An imperative pun used to call someone out on this trait.
(verb) An imperative pun used to call someone out on this trait.
1. “Ugh, that guy trying to bend my ear about his band is just so blarmey!”
2. “I’m not falling for your bullshit! So why don’t you just blarmey?”
2. “I’m not falling for your bullshit! So why don’t you just blarmey?”
Blarmey by Bad Beth and Beyond July 13, 2019
Blarister
A mythical creature who lurks in the dark alleyways of Glasgow. A mean child snatcher. Vicious, ruthless, ready to pounce like a leopard. In fact some say that he has some sort of leopard skin fetish . Also people have apparently seen him jump from roof to roof in his XXL gimp suit. Basically he is a Glaswegian Loch Ness Monster. And a monster you do not want to meet especially at night when he is ready to pounce .
'Omg did you hear about the 15 children who were snatched from there parents'.
'Yes I heard it was Blarister'
'Yes I heard it was Blarister'
Blarister by P33do watcher February 12, 2015
blarister
Codename used for child groomer in the catholic church. Named after the late great Blair's dad who once said "sit down my children"
blarister by SonOfPhysics February 12, 2015
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