blarh! 

A sound of disgust. The actual sound that you make when you die.

"You know what? I fucking thought that my herpes had cleared up! BLARH!"

blarh! by Xander November 26, 2003

BLARV 

acronym for: Brief Laughter At Reasonable Volume

The young professional's LOL

"Oh my gosh, that was hilarious. I just BLARV'ed everywhere."

BLARV so hard mother fuckers wanna fine me.

BLARV by megshanalife March 18, 2013

blah-ke 

V. To commit to an event and back out the very last literal minute

V. To drive his truck and back into someone else's

Adj. Fashionably 30 minutes late

I'm blah-ke'ing out tonight
I blah-ke'd your car
I will be blah-ke to the meeting

blah-ke by Mbs jay January 24, 2017

So Fladi-Blah-Yanterson 

1) Your day will be so Fladi-Blah-Yanterson

-meaning Your day will be exceedingly tedious and irksome as well as pathetically pitiful and inadequate furthermore it will be provocatively Honorificabilitudinitatibus ( Longest word in Shakespeare's works)

"Oh gosh look at this chaotic place. It is going to be so Fladi-Blah-Yanterson. Lets go"

So Fladi-Blah-Yanterson by Alaulaaaa December 18, 2009

blarch

Like a burp, but with a hint of puke.

"When I saw the monkey pee in it's mouth, it made me wanna blarch."

blarch by KingCone January 16, 2009

Shangri-blah 

When something is portrayed as being totally awesome yet your experience of it is the complete opposite.

We checked out that posh new restaurant Cindy recommended but it was totally Shangri-blah!

Shangri-blah by cmmvan June 7, 2011

Blarg Waffles

An item of food that is metephorically eaten on the internet and in chat rooms as a cure for bordom.

girl (00.21am) - k I'm going to bed, goodbye
guy (00.21am)- bye
girl has left
guy (00.40am)- can I has blarg waffles?

Blarg Waffles by Lew_as50 June 21, 2009