blarch

Like a burp, but with a hint of puke.

"When I saw the monkey pee in it's mouth, it made me wanna blarch."

by KingCone January 16, 2009

blarch

Blarch was an exclamation originally used in Ancient China, in the provinces near present-day Shanghai. It was used most often when one burned one's tongue and distorted natural pronounciation habits.

Lao Gao took a sip of the soup and unexpectedly screamed "blarch!"

by SuperShooter! January 23, 2005

Blarched

To be blarched is to be high, usually on marijuana. To be stoned, blazed, and completely fucked up. The state of euphoria one feels after smoking joints, fat-ass blunts, or toking bongs.

Man we were in drivers ed class and this kid came in blarched out of his mind.
Yo man that kid is soooo blarched take a look at his eyes!!

by Philbo123456 July 22, 2008

Blarch

Sloppy fat person; a slob or grossly overweight individual

He needs to lose weight; he’s become a total blarch.

by Big Tummy June 22, 2018

blarch

Adjective. To show disgust and negativity.
It could also imply frustration.

Ew, blarch! That’s so disgusting!!

by Daisyface June 4, 2022