Blark

That feeling you get which tells you that something you're spending way too much time on is very important, yet moments after you complete it you feel like you've wasted your time.

P1: I just ordered all of my quills by size... what a load of Blark.

by Razikale February 13, 2013

Blark

Malgamation of the words Bleak and Dark insinuating soemthing so horrendous it is beyond description of the above words individually so they are used collectively

If you are really really broke. My finances are pretty Blark at the minute

by Nirps May 21, 2008

blark

The most common noise emitted by a whale, specifically one of female gender. Over time the word has become used to refer to the actual whale itself as well. The weapon of choice for hunting whales is the harpoon.

(1) As a noise emitted by a whale:
Eric: "Hey ladies, how's it going?"
Whale 1: "Blark?!"
Whale 2: "Blark?!"
Pat: "Sweet!"

(2) As a reference to a whale
Justin: "Yo Ahab, want to harpoon that blark at your 6?"

by xsting September 7, 2008

blark

A synonym to "what" when it would be used with an exclamation point and a question mark.

Guy: I'm sorry, but it's just not working out.
Girl: Blark!?

by ThePurpleMage March 1, 2009

blark

a mix of black and dark

i cant find my bike outside cos its pitch blark out there

by bing jillikers February 15, 2010

blark

How a dark skinned person would refer to themselves

Good afternoon old chap, i'm blark your a snowman

by Winston September 9, 2003

blark

Fellatio given violently in which a loud gagging sound is made. Said act is usually followed by vomitting.

There was vomit at the base of my penis from the blark she gave me.

by Andy Tim Josh October 7, 2004