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Wank Blank 

A blanket used (instead of socks, rags, etc) used solely for jacking ur beans into
Yeah man she gave me blue balls so i used my wank blank to take care of it
Wank Blank by M.Yaro July 6, 2019

Wank Blank 

When you leave someone on read on blank them, simply because you are wanking/jacking yourself off
Dude Sarah just Wank Blanked me

Wank Blank 

When someone blanks you/ you blank them, simply because you/they are wanking/jacking off.
Guy 1: “Why didn’t you reply?”
Guy2: “I was (wanking)!”
Guy 1: “You (wank blanked) me!”

Black Wank 

A relatively new and lesser known sexual act of which the details are still vague, rumour has it that it involves a blindfold, a pair of lederhosen a big black guy named leroy and a jamaican jerk flavour pot-noodle. (although sticky rib flavour has been known to have been substituted)
"here joppers you gonna eat that pot noodle or you going for a black wank?" wank noodle
Black Wank by queedledwarf March 5, 2013

Bank Wank 

The reverse of Wank Bank.

It is the action of having a wank once you realise that you're bankrupt.
Guy 1: Shit Lehman, what are you and your brothers doing?
Guy 2: Nothing man. Just had a Bank Wank, we're bankrupt.
Bank Wank by Stefdalcheesecake July 29, 2013

WANK BANK 

A conscious thought to mentally photograph a person so as to be able to masturbate while thinking about them at a later date.
"She's not a bad looking sort"

"Yeah, I might put her in the wank bank"