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blank wank

The act of orgasm without the damp. Most often experienced after multiple masturbation.
I wanked 15 times today and by the end it was a blank wank
by James Raymond Green May 28, 2011
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Wank Blank

A blanket used (instead of socks, rags, etc) used solely for jacking ur beans into
Yeah man she gave me blue balls so i used my wank blank to take care of it
by M.Yaro July 6, 2019
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Wank Blank

When you leave someone on read on blank them, simply because you are wanking/jacking yourself off
Dude Sarah just Wank Blanked me
by Creator of The Dictionary December 8, 2019
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Wank Blank

When someone blanks you/ you blank them, simply because you/they are wanking/jacking off.
Guy 1: “Why didn’t you reply?”
Guy2: “I was (wanking)!”
Guy 1: “You (wank blanked) me!”
by Creator of The Dictionary December 8, 2019
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Black Wank

A relatively new and lesser known sexual act of which the details are still vague, rumour has it that it involves a blindfold, a pair of lederhosen a big black guy named leroy and a jamaican jerk flavour pot-noodle. (although sticky rib flavour has been known to have been substituted)
"here joppers you gonna eat that pot noodle or you going for a black wank?" wank noodle
by queedledwarf March 5, 2013
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Bank Wank

The reverse of Wank Bank.

It is the action of having a wank once you realise that you're bankrupt.
Guy 1: Shit Lehman, what are you and your brothers doing?
Guy 2: Nothing man. Just had a Bank Wank, we're bankrupt.
by Stefdalcheesecake July 29, 2013
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WANK BANK

A conscious thought to mentally photograph a person so as to be able to masturbate while thinking about them at a later date.
"She's not a bad looking sort"

"Yeah, I might put her in the wank bank"
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