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A rude comeback or action which surprises the other person or persons which is used by others not the person to say the comeback.
She's more stupid than a donkey.

Wow, you're really blan dude.

I hate her, she's really ugly. She'll never get a boyfriend.

Why are you so blan?
Blan by dangerouslypurple November 7, 2010
Words you can keep
something that is good
That's blan!
blan by jamesymobilio September 28, 2006
Related Words
Blank blanket blanca Blang blanch Bland Blane blanked blanche blanking
A Plan created out of pure boredom; an event made between two people because they dont have anything else to do.
Dave: Yo Randall I'm Bored

Randall: Ya me 2

Dave: Wanna go get some food or something

Randall: Well we have nothing else to do...

Dave: Well I guess we have a Blan
Blan by twirk787 March 28, 2011

blan in my chett 

blan is a hole

chett is the heart
a reminder that Cate Blanchett is a velvet sophisticated being that creates a staircase leads to an enchanting heavenly palooza where I vacay to fill the blan in my chett.
blan in my chett by reaboo17 December 19, 2020
A White Vagina Made up by the Familia Reynoso
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Generally for really White girls.
"Hey Bob did you see that Blan Cuca over there?"
"Yeah I did. That chick totally needs a tan!"
Blan Cuca by Chinabearr December 25, 2008

blan dannon

blan dannon by anonymous October 20, 2022

bu blux blan 

A group of black supremacists. A satirical alternative for the kkk.
Hey Kenisha will you be at the bu blux blan meeting?

You know it girl!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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