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A rude comeback or action which surprises the other person or persons which is used by others not the person to say the comeback.
She's more stupid than a donkey.

Wow, you're really blan dude.

I hate her, she's really ugly. She'll never get a boyfriend.

Why are you so blan?
by dangerouslypurple November 5, 2010
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A Plan created out of pure boredom; an event made between two people because they dont have anything else to do.
Dave: Yo Randall I'm Bored

Randall: Ya me 2

Dave: Wanna go get some food or something

Randall: Well we have nothing else to do...

Dave: Well I guess we have a Blan
by twirk787 March 12, 2011
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something that is good
That's blan!
by jamesymobilio August 23, 2003
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Guy 1: “Hey bro, did you fuck her?”
Guy 2: “Nah bruh i didn’t have any blans on me, I don’t wanna be a dad
by yeahporter March 14, 2020
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-(Adj.) Harshed beyond all recognition on green tequila at the SFU pub.
Hey Cam, have you seen Amy today? I heard she got totally blanned last night!
by Mccow 4C rox March 30, 2004
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A White Vagina Made up by the Familia Reynoso
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Generally for really White girls.
"Hey Bob did you see that Blan Cuca over there?"
"Yeah I did. That chick totally needs a tan!"
by Chinabearr December 25, 2008
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blan is a hole

chett is the heart
a reminder that Cate Blanchett is a velvet sophisticated being that creates a staircase leads to an enchanting heavenly palooza where I vacay to fill the blan in my chett.
by reaboo17 December 20, 2020
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