Blan

A rude comeback or action which surprises the other person or persons which is used by others not the person to say the comeback.

She's more stupid than a donkey.

Wow, you're really blan dude.

I hate her, she's really ugly. She'll never get a boyfriend.

Why are you so blan?

by dangerouslypurple November 7, 2010

blan

something that is good

That's blan!

by jamesymobilio September 28, 2006

Blan

A Plan created out of pure boredom; an event made between two people because they dont have anything else to do.

Dave: Yo Randall I'm Bored

Randall: Ya me 2

Dave: Wanna go get some food or something

Randall: Well we have nothing else to do...

Dave: Well I guess we have a Blan

by twirk787 March 28, 2011

blan in my chett

blan is a hole

chett is the heart

a reminder that Cate Blanchett is a velvet sophisticated being that creates a staircase leads to an enchanting heavenly palooza where I vacay to fill the blan in my chett.

by reaboo17 December 19, 2020

Blan Cuca

A White Vagina Made up by the Familia Reynoso
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Generally for really White girls.

"Hey Bob did you see that Blan Cuca over there?"
"Yeah I did. That chick totally needs a tan!"

by Chinabearr December 25, 2008

blan dannon

blan dannon

"hey how are you"
"blan dannon"

by anonymous October 20, 2022

bu blux blan

A group of black supremacists. A satirical alternative for the kkk.

Hey Kenisha will you be at the bu blux blan meeting?

You know it girl!

by Capricorn thott June 7, 2021