A rude comeback or action which surprises the other person or persons which is used by others not the person to say the comeback.
She's more stupid than a donkey.
Wow, you're really blan dude.
I hate her, she's really ugly. She'll never get a boyfriend.
Why are you so blan?
Wow, you're really blan dude.
I hate her, she's really ugly. She'll never get a boyfriend.
Why are you so blan?
by dangerouslypurple November 5, 2010
A Plan created out of pure boredom; an event made between two people because they dont have anything else to do.
Dave: Yo Randall I'm Bored
Randall: Ya me 2
Dave: Wanna go get some food or something
Randall: Well we have nothing else to do...
Dave: Well I guess we have a Blan
Randall: Ya me 2
Dave: Wanna go get some food or something
Randall: Well we have nothing else to do...
Dave: Well I guess we have a Blan
by twirk787 March 12, 2011
Short hand for Plan B
Guy 1: “Hey bro, did you fuck her?”
Guy 2: “Nah bruh i didn’t have any blans on me, I don’t wanna be a dad”
Guy 2: “Nah bruh i didn’t have any blans on me, I don’t wanna be a dad”
by yeahporter March 14, 2020
by Mccow 4C rox March 30, 2004
by Chinabearr December 25, 2008
a reminder that Cate Blanchett is a velvet sophisticated being that creates a staircase leads to an enchanting heavenly palooza where I vacay to fill the blan in my chett.
by reaboo17 December 20, 2020