Blan

A rude comeback or action which surprises the other person or persons which is used by others not the person to say the comeback.

She's more stupid than a donkey.

Wow, you're really blan dude.

I hate her, she's really ugly. She'll never get a boyfriend.

Why are you so blan?

by dangerouslypurple November 7, 2010

Blan

A Plan created out of pure boredom; an event made between two people because they dont have anything else to do.

Dave: Yo Randall I'm Bored

Randall: Ya me 2

Dave: Wanna go get some food or something

Randall: Well we have nothing else to do...

Dave: Well I guess we have a Blan

by twirk787 March 28, 2011

blan

something that is good

That's blan!

by jamesymobilio September 28, 2006

Blans

Short hand for Plan B

Guy 1: “Hey bro, did you fuck her?”
Guy 2: “Nah bruh i didn’t have any blans on me, I don’t wanna be a dad”

by yeahporter March 14, 2020

blanned

-(Adj.) Harshed beyond all recognition on green tequila at the SFU pub.

Hey Cam, have you seen Amy today? I heard she got totally blanned last night!

by Mccow 4C rox March 29, 2004

Blan Cuca

A White Vagina Made up by the Familia Reynoso
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Generally for really White girls.

"Hey Bob did you see that Blan Cuca over there?"
"Yeah I did. That chick totally needs a tan!"

by Chinabearr December 25, 2008

blan in my chett

blan is a hole

chett is the heart

a reminder that Cate Blanchett is a velvet sophisticated being that creates a staircase leads to an enchanting heavenly palooza where I vacay to fill the blan in my chett.

by reaboo17 December 19, 2020