blang

Secondhand (used or stolen) bling;
Commonplace bling; Tired, outdated bling;
Scratch, dent or crack damaged closeout bling;
Knock-off, wanna-be bling from the 99c Store.

Like costume jewelry, it don't spark and catch the eye;
but with dark glasses, you pimpin',

PAUL CROUCH ON TBN: "Mr. T why don't you wear all those gold chains that you are known for anymore? You look 50 pounds lighter!"

MR. T: Well, Paul, after I saw all the sufferin' in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, I decided right then that bling was BLANG. I couldn't flaunt my wealth in the face of all that suffering."

(Besides, them niggas'll kill ya.)

by Chango Bolamongo October 9, 2006

blång

Swedish adjective for a person who's both exceptionally tall and blonde.

"Hey, check out that guy! Man, he's tall - and blonde!"

"Yeah, I know. That's Jonas. He's so blång."

by maxhest April 29, 2009

Blang

cheap bling

that ring from the quarter machine is so blang

by the Chemistry kid May 29, 2004

blang

Slang words used in the black community

Slang words made popular through hip-hop and rap, such as bling-bling, crunk, and fo' shizzle, are considered blang.

by Mookie13 January 5, 2009

blang

Blang is a word that describes the slangs used by bitches, it's a short for bitch's language.

Some people even say blingo as in bitch's lingo

Rio is a blang that means Riyadh

by coldE February 24, 2011

blang

cheap, tacky, ersatz or plastic immitation bling; especially referring to wannabe trendies.

Every time I turned around, there she was - the latter-day groupie. Her vapid prattle was damned annoying, but it was her blang that shouted "Airhead! Airhead!"

by Llewellyn Kriel September 15, 2005

blang

A stupid person, the act of being stupid

"your sucha a blang "

by haha3489328039283402 January 14, 2009