Blang

cheap bling

that ring from the quarter machine is so blang

by the Chemistry kid May 29, 2004

Blang

One's bling that has been pawned and resold.

You see that guy's bling? Yea, that's my blang.

by Flying Gerbil King September 24, 2005

Blang

Verb. To telephone or call.

Blang me later.

Hold up, I'm getting blanged.

by Samson III October 06, 2005

Blang

An exciting as fuck night where you get head, and then get laid.
Not to be confused with that gay ass gold shit faggots with little dicks wear to compensate for insecurities.

Me: Last night was fucking great
You: Why?
Me: I got the best blang of my life

by aaronsafaggot March 11, 2011

Blang

The opposite of bling. Plain.

That chick looks so blang.

by Crazy Kade October 27, 2009

blang blang

blang blang is a term that is used to describe a style or aesthetic that emphasizes simplicity, authenticity, and natural beauty. It is often associated with a minimalistic approach that makes effective use of available resources and avoids excess or waste. In contrast to the flashy and often over-the-top style of bling bling, which values ostentatious displays of wealth and extravagance, blang blang values raw, unadorned beauty and is sometimes compared to the Japanese concept of “mottainai,” which emphasizes the importance of avoiding waste and making the most of what one has.

The new restaurant is blang blang - exposed brick walls and wooden tables, raw beauty of the space.

by joe_halo April 10, 2023

blang blang

the opposite of bling bling,to,describe something uncool,badly dressed,poor performance,bad quality etc...

Damn that new album i bought is blang blang,cheap gold for srotters

by Bladedaddy September 28, 2005